Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

2007-03-17 00:53:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 00:51:30 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:51:09 · 17 answers · asked by mysticfairy74 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)

2007-03-17 00:50:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 00:49:47 · 11 answers · asked by LS 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:49:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:48:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

"My name is Bob, and i am an alcoholic?"

2007-03-17 00:48:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-the zebras are black with white lines or white with black lines?
-yes.

2007-03-17 00:48:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mar 17 2007
Does or did Ellen DeGeneres ever have a MySpace account??

Here are some Ellen DeGeneres sites that show up on MySpace. www.myspace.com/ellendegeneres06, www.myspace.com/ellendegeneres1, www.myspace.com/ellentv, www.myspace.com/fakeellen, www.myspace.com/ellendg, www.myspace.com/degeneresellen, www.myspace.com/ellenleedegeneres, www.myspace.com/52336735, www.myspace.com/48115745, www.myspace.com/i_love_ellen_degeneres, www.myspace.com/ellendegeneresrocks, www.myspace.com/135781137, www.myspace.com/ellensanimals, www.myspace.com/ellendeg8, And that is not to mention the three sites deleted this week of : www.myspace.com/ellendegeneres, www.myspace.com/portiade, and www.myspace.com/vancedegeneres, that were active during the Oscars. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One person on MySpace, possibly an attorney in Los Angeles, CA, emailed and advised me to call NBC Studios in Burbank at 1-818-840-4444 to confirm that Ellen DeGeneres DOES NOT have a MySpace account. .. or "stay in denial". (My question is, why would the "stranger" care what I think on myspace??) What was "his/her" motives in contacting me at all? Is he working for Ellen DeGeneres? I don't know. His myspace URL is: www.myspace.com/992430618. It shows a logo for "Peter Clark-Davidson, Attorney at Law, Cooper & Nieman (Criminal Law & Product Liability) From Los Angeles, CA ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Also there is a group on MySpace who wanted to make sure that I and others on MySpace knew Ellen DeGeneres did NOT have a MySpace account. They claimed to have spent countless hours checking and rechecking, and researching in spite of what was documented at the Oscars. Their URL is: www.myspace.com/124580661, ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I personally don't feel that ANYTHING has either been proven or disproved regarding Ellen DeGeneres on MySpace and what was stated at the Oscars. An 88 year old woman from Austin, who has spoke to Ellen by phone on the air several times, also appears to have an account on MySpace. Her name is Gladys Hardy and she shows to have EllenDG as a "MySpace friend". Does that prove or disprove anything? Gladys Hardy's URL is: www.myspace.com/dowhut or at: http://www.gladyshardy.com, ----------------------------------------------------

All that remains is a lot of questions. Ellen DeGeneres..... Oscars....... MySpace.... photos.... ??? I doubt the general public will ever be made aware of the purpose, (of the Oscar photos with Clint and if she has a MySpace account), since one Ellen account claimed that Ellen herself was not allowed to mention anything on her show about MySpace or having a MySpace account on her show as it could result in legal issues with MySpace and her show... IE, negative publicity for MySpace. A fake Celebrity MySpace account being run by a stranger is similar to handing your checkbook to a total stranger. They can affect or manipulate the fan's image of that person in a very negative way, if they desire... destroy their credibility, etc. If that is occurring on MySpace, it should be stopped, as it can hurt as much, as help, a Celebrities image to the public. Can celebrities sue for slander, ID theft, character assassination, criminal mischief, fraud, etc. in regards to MySpace???


-- passionwink

2007-03-17 00:47:40 · 4 answers · asked by Dawn 5 in Celebrities

OMG, what a game! what a win! Hell yeah.

2007-03-17 00:47:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-What is the chaos ???
-we don't answer questions abou agriculture/farming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-17 00:47:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 00:46:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1)at work
2)at play(i meant sports!)
3)in the kitchen
4)just lounging around in the house

& last but not least!
5)in the bedroom

just curious & bored
thanks guys! :)

2007-03-17 00:45:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:45:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
"Smile, It will improve your face value"
You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it

2007-03-17 00:44:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or your Mouth?

2007-03-17 00:43:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:43:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are you dying GREEN for today??

2007-03-17 00:42:40 · 31 answers · asked by newciderman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 00:42:02 · 4 answers · asked by latanya a 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Makes you squirm?, remember i said INNOCENT!

2007-03-17 00:41:17 · 26 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:41:10 · 21 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Polls & Surveys

for an irish man not to like his potatoes eh? I can't stand them! x

2007-03-17 00:39:39 · 26 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

can I thank you all for making me smile?
Have a great weekend!

2007-03-17 00:39:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard a song on a metal/alternative station, and they didn't say who sings it...and I really want to know...tried googling it already with no luck, anyone help me out?

2007-03-17 00:38:39 · 6 answers · asked by ruthzinda 2 in Music

2007-03-17 00:38:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

look what Sci-Fi Channel did for stargate.but on the other hand they Ruin and very good show BSG by making it sexbot-G..Star trek is the class of outerspace.at least bring it back for 2 years

2007-03-17 00:38:01 · 3 answers · asked by george from tacoma wa 1 in Television

May I please please please have my stupid bloodhound photo back? I hate the dog, but I like his photo.

2007-03-17 00:37:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The one that everyone tells you never to go down under any circumstances?
Well I'm going to investigate.
Who's coming with me?......Scared?

2007-03-17 00:37:26 · 16 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 00:37:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys