Joke for women only.......?

Question

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Answer 1

i have to give this one a 1000000+++++++++. that sounds just like me. so which one are you going to be for me

Answer 2

LOL...10/10

Answer 3

"Little women like to play with toys. Then whilst they attain the age of 11 or 12, they become bored." women human beings nonetheless play with toys "something that blinks, beeps, and demands no less than six 'D' batteries to function." upload "vibrate" and you have a correct description of a woman's "toy"

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Good points! 10/10!

Answer 5

i love numbers 1 and 7!!! keep on coming those hilarious jokes!!! LOL

Answer 6

I'm a guy, but I'll go for numbers one and seven. 10/10!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

What can I say? It's great! I LOVE it! Cool dude!

Answer 8

cool joke , and very interesting

Answer 9

that's funny I like

Answer 10

Ha ha!!!