1. A guy told his friend:"I was standing in the balcony yesterday and suddenly.. a Kabortas fell on my head!!!" Friend: "What's a balcony?"
2. An elephant , a rat, a lion and a girrafe fell in a deep hole... they started to get hungry. the elephant suggested that they could eat the weakest among them.... so the rat stood up and said: "Whoever approaches the lion . I WILL KILL HIM!!!"
3. An old man to a boy on the tree : "You again!!! If you steal any apples from the tree, i will tell your father " . the boy lifts up his head and say : "DAAAAAD! someone wants to see you!!!"
4. Ten stupid guys walking in a line fell in the same sewer!!!
5. A contest was held for three guys. the goal was to climb a mountain, cross a river, kill the gorilla and marry the princess.The first one fell off the mountain. the second one climbed the mountain but drowned in the river. The third one ,who was a little stupid, climbed the mountain, crossed the river, killed the princess and married the gorilla!!
2007-03-17
09:26:20
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