The horse looks puzzled and replies," what Fred?"
2007-03-17 09:22:46 · 34 answers · asked by Shaky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
White horse is a brand of whiskey. Whiskey is a type of alcohol, if you don't know that either. So there is a drink named White Horse. This particular horse's NAME is Fred, so he's asking the landlord if he has a drink named Fred.
Jokes are annihilated once you have to explain them like that. Ha.
2007-03-18 10:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by bryanxlockheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bloke walked into A pub with A midget, Two pints Please the fella asked 10 min later the midget smashed up the Bandit, I'm so sorry the fella said I will pay for any damage, ok said the Barman. Two more pints Please, 10 mins later the midget smashed up the Optics! Sorry I'll pay for any damage, Ok but this is the last drink, tell me why do you drink with Him? The Fella replied I saw A Fairy stuck in A cobweb so I set it free. and the Fairy gave me 2 wishes, Wow said the Barman what did you wish for? The Fella replied I've allways wanted A never empty wallet no matter what I spend,I've Allways got A full wallet. Fantastic what was the 2nd wish? The Fella said I've Allways wanted A 3ft Prick and there it is!!!!
2007-03-17 09:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by welshy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Good one.
A couple of miles out of a small town there was a small, friendly pub.
In here a regular asked the lanlord to give him a free beer because he was such a great customer.
"I'll tell you waht." He said, "I'll give you a free pint if you can think of a suitable new name for my pub. I'm a bit patriotic, I'd like something to do with the queen on it."
"Okay, well, what about the Queen's Arms, that has a bit of a ring to it" Replied the man.
"Well, I think thats because theres a Queen's Arms further down town." The lanlord replied.
"Uhh.... what about the Queen's toes?" He said, desperate for a free one.
"...I, dont know"
There was a while before either of them said anything, then,
"Got it!! The queens legs!" He was very proud of himself.
"Perfect!" Cried the lanlord. I'll order a new sign tomorrow.
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The next day a shifty looking man was walking towards the pub. The lanlord was on him way down to help his employees and asked the man waht he was doing so far away from the town. He didn't want any trouble makers in his pub.
"So, what are you doing so far out of town then?"
"Me, oh, i'm off up the Queen's legs to have some fun."
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2007-03-17 09:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by zorrowna 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is a funny joke..... to me anyway. You should have written, "Why would you name a horse Fred?"
Then I think they would have understood better.
The version I heard was about a grasshopper who went into a bar. A guy sitting a few stools down the bar started laughing. The grasshopper inquired why the man was laughing.
"Because," the man answered, "there is a drink named after you!"
"Why," the grasshopper replied, would they name a drink 'Charlie'?"
2007-03-17 11:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
White Lady
2007-03-17 09:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by elderberry 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OHHHHHH i get it teehee.... a white horse named fred.... class
y did the horse go to the pub????
'dont drink and ride' lawl
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2007-03-17 09:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bet the horse had a long face when he heard that ??
2007-03-17 09:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it, only when I tell it the horse is called Eric.
For those who don't get it, here is a clue: http://www.scotchwhisky.net/blended/white_horse.htm
2007-03-17 09:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to say that I do not get that.
I imagine it's a play on words, but I just don't see it.
2007-03-17 09:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by Love Answers 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old 'un but a good 'un Shaky keep 'em coming.
2007-03-17 09:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋