1. A guy told his friend:"I was standing in the balcony yesterday and suddenly.. a Kabortas fell on my head!!!" Friend: "What's a balcony?"
2. An elephant , a rat, a lion and a girrafe fell in a deep hole... they started to get hungry. the elephant suggested that they could eat the weakest among them.... so the rat stood up and said: "Whoever approaches the lion . I WILL KILL HIM!!!"
3. An old man to a boy on the tree : "You again!!! If you steal any apples from the tree, i will tell your father " . the boy lifts up his head and say : "DAAAAAD! someone wants to see you!!!"
4. Ten stupid guys walking in a line fell in the same sewer!!!
5. A contest was held for three guys. the goal was to climb a mountain, cross a river, kill the gorilla and marry the princess.The first one fell off the mountain. the second one climbed the mountain but drowned in the river. The third one ,who was a little stupid, climbed the mountain, crossed the river, killed the princess and married the gorilla!!
2007-03-17 09:26:20 · 7 answers · asked by Masry_c777 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first one was funny
2007-03-17 09:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all hilarious! Here is one for you.
There were three dogs sitting in a bar. A Golden Retrivier, a Black Lab, and a Havanese. A pretty poodle walked in and said "The dog that can make the best sentence using the words liver and cheese can go out with me." The Havanese said, "I love liver and cheese." "Not good enough." said the poodle. The Golden retriever tried. "I hate liver and cheese." The poodle was not impressed. Finally the black lab spoke up. "Liver alone boys, Cheese mine." And walked off with the poodle.
2007-03-17 17:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im tired of answering so thks for the points and laughs
2007-03-17 17:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by green_ballin_23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked these jokes!
2007-03-17 16:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so-so
2007-03-17 17:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't understand any of those first four, but hte last one was FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-17 16:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all dumb â¥
2007-03-17 16:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋