Entertainment & Music - 15 March 2007

2007-03-15 21:14:30 · 1 answers · asked by 11 1 in Other - Entertainment

While perfoming a vasectomy, Doctor Jones slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.
To avoid a huge lawsuit, he hastily replaced the missing testicle with an onion, but didn't tell the patient what he'd done.
Several weeks later, he returned for a check-up.
"So....um....how's life treating you?" the quack asked nervously.
"Pretty good," the patient replied, " but I've had some strange side-effects, which are causing a few problems."
"What's that?" the doctor asked anxiously.
"Everytime I urinate, my eyes water."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm," said the GP, his face going bright red.
"And when my wife gives a bj, she gets a heartburn. But you wanna know my biggest concern, Doc?"

"What's that?"

"Everytime I walk past McDonald's I get a hard-on!"

2007-03-15 21:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1 in Jokes & Riddles

It's 4 in the morning.
No drugs.
I have no soda, candy or any other sugary stuff.

2007-03-15 21:12:50 · 6 answers · asked by ╣♥╠ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have a chocolate addiction. lol.

2007-03-15 21:12:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 21:11:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Mine is Chocolate and Gelati flavour.

2007-03-15 21:11:03 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 21:10:57 · 14 answers · asked by Gone 4 in Polls & Surveys

one of the popular girls (who has a boyfriend) thinks i am sweet and last night i went to this party and she wanted me told me not to be shy and to come and be with her.
i really want to but i am to shy, and i think my friend is jelouse (no clue why) what do i do i rather be the popular girls friend rather than the dork..... <3

2007-03-15 21:10:46 · 12 answers · asked by lol the perfect word Y 3 in Polls & Surveys

One of the answerers indicated that a certain sign usually had a certain eye color, so I wondered.........

I am a Scorpio, and my eyes are dark brown

2007-03-15 21:10:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

What will your contribution be? I am pretty sure every show has a drama queen, the angry person, the loner, what would you bring to the table when I have my casting call?
Why should my lovely assistant and I pick you?

2007-03-15 21:10:12 · 8 answers · asked by Lt. Dan reborn 5 in Polls & Surveys

mines chasing cars by snow patrol

2007-03-15 21:09:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 21:09:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 21:08:54 · 6 answers · asked by trailblazersfc 1 in Music

2007-03-15 21:08:24 · 9 answers · asked by Pondlife ver 4 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 21:08:10 · 14 answers · asked by Gone 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean figuratively, I don't mean to dust off your old vinyl LPs.

2007-03-15 21:08:01 · 4 answers · asked by Lt. Dan reborn 5 in Polls & Surveys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


duh

you've just wasted a minute of your life by clicking this and more by reading it!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-15 21:07:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I'm not sure who is credited for saying this but I sometimes find it wise advice.

2007-03-15 21:06:52 · 17 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think is right because I'm not sure. LOL I'm confused.

2007-03-15 21:06:32 · 7 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 21:06:27 · 8 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Television

2007-03-15 21:05:32 · 3 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Television

2007-03-15 21:04:55 · 5 answers · asked by Gwen. 1 in Television

I missed last nights programme.

2007-03-15 21:03:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-15 21:03:24 · 4 answers · asked by jjyen00 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Backrub by that special someone or at a spa?

Chocolate covered Strawberries or Lemon Drops to exchange♥

Dancing under the moonlight or dancing at the ball?

easy for me:
somone special
Lemon drops♥
under moonlight
...think i may need to stop!!! ♥♥

2007-03-15 21:03:05 · 16 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

You know, stuff that is probably played during boxing practices, that kind of stuff. Like, "eye of the tiger - survivor". Thanks!

2007-03-15 21:02:40 · 5 answers · asked by Freako87 2 in Music

i really like the mirinda ones, when he drinks it and becomes a cartoon.

2007-03-15 21:02:29 · 5 answers · asked by ***clumsy clam*** 3 in Television

2007-03-15 21:01:32 · 2 answers · asked by howard s 2 in Television

2007-03-15 21:01:13 · 30 answers · asked by Emma B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-15 21:01:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities