While perfoming a vasectomy, Doctor Jones slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.
To avoid a huge lawsuit, he hastily replaced the missing testicle with an onion, but didn't tell the patient what he'd done.
Several weeks later, he returned for a check-up.
"So....um....how's life treating you?" the quack asked nervously.
"Pretty good," the patient replied, " but I've had some strange side-effects, which are causing a few problems."
"What's that?" the doctor asked anxiously.
"Everytime I urinate, my eyes water."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm," said the GP, his face going bright red.
"And when my wife gives a bj, she gets a heartburn. But you wanna know my biggest concern, Doc?"
"What's that?"
"Everytime I walk past McDonald's I get a hard-on!"
2007-03-15 21:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,it's funny,thanks.
2007-03-16 00:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha keep away from my hamburger 9/10
2007-03-16 06:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao love it
2007-03-16 04:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Aaliyah Morales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one dude !!!!!
u reserve a star
2007-03-16 04:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2007-03-16 05:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by latinchic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 10:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!
2007-03-16 04:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋