A vicar is reading a sermon on the Ten Commandments. He notices that one of his congregation, Gunners, becomes very agitated at one point then breathes a sigh of relief. After the service the vicar asks Gunners what has been on his mind. "Ah well," says Gunners. "My umbrella's gone missing and when you mentioned the commandmant "Thou shalt not steal" it made me think someone had stolen it. But when you got to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" I remembered where I'd left it." :)
2007-03-12
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