Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
He figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party

2007-03-08 14:34:44 · 24 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I like my vegetables but they are boring and so often salads feel useless.

2007-03-08 14:34:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I play the chords in power chord form with some bends and transitional notes in between, in a punk/alternative song I wrote. It sounds too good to be true and just wanted to make sure it wasn't already taken.

2007-03-08 14:34:38 · 4 answers · asked by jordanwj19 2 in Music

2007-03-08 14:34:30 · 0 answers · asked by cutie gal 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 14:34:15 · 8 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Polls & Surveys

anywhere, fast food or restaurant...how long ago and what was it?

2007-03-08 14:34:14 · 36 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 14:34:13 · 32 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

Maybe not even gold, or silver? Maybe shells, or platic fun jewelry!

2007-03-08 14:34:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 14:33:56 · 2 answers · asked by bamatrucker911 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 14:33:46 · 9 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone heard of Music City Legend? I play in MCL. We would be glad for you to join. check us out at www.musiccitylegend.org Anyone else a Drum Corps member?? (MCL is apart of DCA)

2007-03-08 14:33:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What is your fave food and why??

2007-03-08 14:33:40 · 12 answers · asked by FrozenFlowers 6 in Polls & Surveys

a capricorn or scorpio?

2007-03-08 14:33:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-03-08 14:33:17 · 26 answers · asked by Jumpin' Jack Flash 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 14:33:15 · 9 answers · asked by Rhoda Ro 2 in Music

on the video i made =D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8SXR-tcHzs


ty!

2007-03-08 14:33:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 14:33:09 · 4 answers · asked by krish d 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 14:33:03 · 5 answers · asked by Blah 3 in Television

2007-03-08 14:32:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I click to answer a question, and suddenly, the Asker's Stats pop up, block most of the question, and just linger there. I've tried scrolling around the page, clicking on blank spaces, etc. Is this some new feature? Because it's really annoying, when you can't see the question, until the Stats decide to hide again. Can you close this box sooner?

2007-03-08 14:32:51 · 12 answers · asked by OneRedCent 4 in Polls & Surveys

why do country music people hate them??? and every one think they suck and everything??

2007-03-08 14:32:46 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ ♫ lauren ♫ ♥ 5 in Music

What is your fave charactors, episodes, and what is your fave season and why??

2007-03-08 14:32:43 · 3 answers · asked by FrozenFlowers 6 in Polls & Surveys

Dowloading For Free the Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th movies?
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2007-03-08 14:32:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

2007-03-08 14:32:12 · 4 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 14:32:11 · 7 answers · asked by NatKi 2 in Polls & Surveys

Come on guys what's going on on this show. What you voters have been thinking about?

2007-03-08 14:32:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I am really suprised how these competitors survive after drinking rotten milk or rotten meat. Didn't they know how dangerous it is? Idiots. Any idea on this?

Anyway
1. Fearfactor is a great show.

2. Bugs aren't created to be eaten for fun.

3. How can they be so cruel to eat innocent bugs like that. To be honest I don't like that. When I see that, I feel like they are Uncivilized people.

4. I feel like these people do any rotten thing to get some money (Like animals).

5. Most funnything was that all the competitors say "I am here to win", "Don't underestimate me", "I can do it baby", "Everyone goes down" blah blah but finally they lose. How humiliating... hahahaha suckers!!!

6. Once, a competitor and the host (I don't remember his name, what is it? Joe Rogan? :P) had a small argument and a fight, I really enjoyed it. Hahahaha

2007-03-08 14:32:00 · 4 answers · asked by slperera 3 in Television

2007-03-08 14:31:57 · 11 answers · asked by dshariff 1 in Polls & Surveys

Topic:Do you Agree that this is right?
Sanjaya is the most worst singer to make it this far on american idol and on Thrusday March 8 2007 on around 9:50 PM est. made it on the top 12 instead of Sundance

2007-03-08 14:31:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

When I go to vote, I have to look at the avatar names, or remember the questions. it's much faster and more efficient if I can also see the avatars of the askers. Why are they always screwing around with things?

2007-03-08 14:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys