Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."



"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"



"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.




Husband #2 was in software services: he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.




Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get
the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.




Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.




Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was
his job or not.




Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice
product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was
talk about it.




Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at
it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did
was... God! I miss him!




But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get
screwed!"

2007-03-08 03:36:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 03:36:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 03:35:47 · 15 answers · asked by GAVIN P 1 in Movies

enchantedfairie says it can be done.
no one asked my permission to put a big orange TARGET on MY back!!!

2007-03-08 03:35:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like stuff like
Green Day , Kaiser Chiefs , Arctic Monkeys , The Cribs , The Feeling , Lostprophets , The Fray , The Who , Aerosmith , Kasabian , Snow Patrol , and suitcase ,

Also , could you do me a favour and rate the music on this myspace for me , it would be much appreciated

www.myspace.com/suitcasemusic , i think they rock and they just need a bit more support , so thanks ,

2007-03-08 03:35:36 · 14 answers · asked by slanamith 1 in Music

2007-03-08 03:35:13 · 7 answers · asked by xo-Stacey-ox 2 in Television

Geezus....talk about politically incorrect! : P

2007-03-08 03:35:12 · 13 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who watches that show? I watched it last night. Is it a good show. I t really didn't make sense last night.

2007-03-08 03:35:07 · 4 answers · asked by Twister 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 03:34:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello all...

I remember seeing a movie in the 90s, I really enjoyed it but can't remember the name of it.

The plot is such: The story is set in the 1960s and is about a mother (I think played by Shirley McClaine) who has two daughers. The older daughter was played by Kathy Bates, and the charachter was called Barbara-Bibi for short, and had two sons. They move to Califorina to start over. The younger daughter (can't remember the actress who played her or characheter name) was also a single mother of one son. She had a "Jackie-O/movie start" fascination, while her son thought he was Superman and was always getting into trouble that way. The matriarch of the family ends up falling in love with a widower who owned an Italian resutrant--and they try to find some sort of happily ever after.

Sound familiar? What is the name of this movie?

2007-03-08 03:34:18 · 5 answers · asked by East of Eden 4 in Movies

I will give him one of mine. I need someone to second the motion. All those in favor, say oooooooiiiii!

2007-03-08 03:34:10 · 12 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 03:34:01 · 9 answers · asked by tregurl 1 in Television

2007-03-08 03:33:58 · 3 answers · asked by seth22rr 3 in Television

2007-03-08 03:33:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

The theme music Donald Trump used to enter the ring on WWE Monday Night RAW, what song is it and who is it by?

2007-03-08 03:33:06 · 3 answers · asked by deadly_plague101 1 in Music

I just recently got over pnuemonia, and I felt like dying.

2007-03-08 03:32:59 · 45 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't even remember the last time I heard that song! : P

2007-03-08 03:32:57 · 9 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would be the memory you cherish most.
I would cherish and invison the faces of the ones i love or that midnight sky with the moon full.

2007-03-08 03:32:27 · 17 answers · asked by Lindsay 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did i even sit down to the computer? Was it out of my hands or down to free will?

2007-03-08 03:32:05 · 31 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know about the horse that is on the cover of the Lynyrd Skynyrd Album "The last Rebel"? like his owners or his whereabouts?

2007-03-08 03:32:03 · 1 answers · asked by Tori B 2 in Music

stars that are real and are mostly boys that are young like dylan sprouse. grils are fine though. i just want some body to talk to on myspace. Thanks alot. Ashley C

2007-03-08 03:32:03 · 7 answers · asked by princess101 1 in Celebrities

is it all a little different on here

2007-03-08 03:31:31 · 48 answers · asked by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 in Polls & Surveys

that u always go to everytime u online

2007-03-08 03:31:17 · 21 answers · asked by LiL PumPkiN♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet of there car.The nun who is driving says to the other,"quick!show him your cross."so the other nun leans out the window and shouts,"get off our f--king car!"

2007-03-08 03:31:17 · 31 answers · asked by steve738494 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 03:30:42 · 11 answers · asked by atcblue05 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have heard some people only wipe one time.

2007-03-08 03:30:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 03:30:03 · 7 answers · asked by Mrz.Lady2011 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 03:30:02 · 3 answers · asked by pretibrwn 1 in Television

2007-03-08 03:29:58 · 15 answers · asked by ..elaine g 1 in Music

2007-03-08 03:29:44 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys