Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet of there car.The nun who is driving says to the other,"quick!show him your cross."so the other nun leans out the window and shouts,"get off our f--king car!"
2007-03-08 03:31:17 · 31 answers · asked by steve738494 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes that was good (its a shame we cant give out audio reactions to jokes) 10/10
2007-03-08 03:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Classics LOL
Here's another one:
A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway.
Police officer: "Why were you driving so slowly?"
Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."
Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."
Nun: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I didn't know that."
Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.
Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"
Nun: "Oh, we just got off Highway 166 a few miles ago."
:0)
2007-03-08 12:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by Barry T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never got it ... so what if the nun cursed and worried about the car instead of having her blood sucked dry?
It's not cool to make fun of people in the cloth:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy. ...
2007-03-08 11:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That nun still able to leap about after all these years?! Only kiddling, keep them coming
2007-03-08 11:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I heard it when I was at school about 15 years ago
2007-03-08 11:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still made me laugh out loud
2007-03-08 12:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki say's oldies are goodies 10/10 & a star
2007-03-08 12:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omglmfao!!! that was great man, ty so much for making me laugh. I'm gonna steal this joke and use it at my next party.
2007-03-08 11:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by ManWarBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is funny but thats only half the joke
2007-03-08 11:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by badmannn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to finish the joke for it to be really funny.
2007-03-08 11:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋