A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get
the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was
his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was
talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at
it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did
was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get
screwed!"
2007-03-08 03:36:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
that's so funny... :)
2007-03-08 03:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥sweet♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty sad to have to get married 11 times! ;0) I'd say that the first time I got married was cause I was young and naieve, the second time was cause I was trusting and still young enough to want to be married... but boy oh boy, there will not be a third time for this girl! Hahahha! I would never get married 11 times that's for sure! Nice joke, but what a slap for lawyers huh!
2007-03-08 11:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by MaggieO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I especially like Husband #10! lol
2007-03-08 13:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can someone explain the stamp collector one
2007-03-08 14:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by chuckpurp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO That's a good one (and I understood it, too).
2007-03-08 12:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute! i would e-mail it to a couple of friends, it's just so long! is there a way to copy it?
2007-03-08 12:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's a good one. stamp collector.... funny !
2007-03-08 12:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by nikkid6910705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lmao. i love it i give it a 100+++++ . i am telling that one to my friends when we get together tonight for ladies only night. thanks.
2007-03-08 12:17:36 · answer #8 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-08 12:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.... that is a good one
2007-03-08 11:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jojo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋