The Jones' are playing golf when Mrs Jones hacked her shot through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
"I warned you to be careful!" Said Mr Jones
So the couple went to the house to apologise
"Come in." Said a voice
They saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place & a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the window.
A large man reclining on the couch asked "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh..yeah, sir. Sorry about that," said Mr Jones
"Don't apologise, actually I want to thank you! You see, I'm a Genie, & I've been trapped in that bottle for 1000 years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant 3 wishes. I'll give you each 1 wish & I'll keep the last 1 for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" said Mr Jones He pondered a moment & said "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do!"
"And What about the lady?"
2007-03-04
06:55:20
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