The Jones' are playing golf when Mrs Jones hacked her shot through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
"I warned you to be careful!" Said Mr Jones
So the couple went to the house to apologise
"Come in." Said a voice
They saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place & a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the window.
A large man reclining on the couch asked "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh..yeah, sir. Sorry about that," said Mr Jones
"Don't apologise, actually I want to thank you! You see, I'm a Genie, & I've been trapped in that bottle for 1000 years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant 3 wishes. I'll give you each 1 wish & I'll keep the last 1 for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" said Mr Jones He pondered a moment & said "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do!"
"And What about the lady?"
2007-03-04 06:55:20 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done", the genie said. "
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle & haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife!"
Mr Jones looked at his wife said, "Gee honey, you know we both now have a fortune & all those houses. What do you think?"
They mulled it over & agreed to the genie's wish
So the genie & Mrs J went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about 5 hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over & looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded, breathlessly.
"No Kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
2007-03-04 06:55:33 · update #1
Thats the best joke ive heard all day, now im gonna have to tell it to everyone! lol
2007-03-04 07:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tiger held all 4 majors jointly yet no longer in a million calendar year. He gained the U. S. Open, British Open , and PGA in 2001 season and the Masters in 2002. that is familiar because the "Tiger Slam" yet Bobby Jones is the in reality one to win the genuine Grand Slam in a unmarried season.
2016-12-05 05:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ! 10 out of 10
2007-03-04 07:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-04 07:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
10/10 an` a *
Tink x
2007-03-04 07:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-04 07:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody funny good one mate
2007-03-05 03:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha oh man, could kinda see that one coming
2007-03-04 07:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious !!!! 200 points to you.....
2007-03-04 07:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one
2007-03-04 07:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by bozomonkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋