Entertainment & Music - 27 February 2007

The class English assignment was to write something unusual that had happened in the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his "My dad fell in the well last week...."
"Good Heavens!" interrupted the teacher "Is he alright?"
"He must be," said little Johnny "He stopped yelling for help yesterday"

2007-02-27 07:38:26 · 16 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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How much...?

How much time do you spend on Yahoo Answers?

2007-02-27 07:37:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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last question of the day, no more answers, cant even vote anymore...?

see you at 2am...

2007-02-27 07:37:43 · 12 answers · asked by indieassassin 6 in Polls & Surveys

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my boyfriend is __?

you fill out the rest

2007-02-27 07:37:08 · 46 answers · asked by kdm :) 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I hope this is funny!?

A cow boy, and Indian, a Hispanic person, and a thief go to heaven and they ask god if they can have one more chance on earth, God says yes, with one condition, they gave up there favorite things. They agree. The cow boy loved to butt #&$%, the Indian loved to drink, the Hispanic loved to find money on the ground, and the thief loved to steal.

so they go back to earth and start walking down a street, they see a small store with a lot of valuable things in it, so the thief goes in to look around, he sees a watch and putts it in his pocket and disappears.

every one else keeps going on, the come to a street full of liquor stores the Indian is struggling to keep from drinking, and makes it half way down the street and then he breaks and grabs the nearest bottle and starts drinking, he disappears and the bottle falls and hits the ground and breaks.

So only the Hispanic and the cowboy are left, they continue to walk down the street, and they see 8 dollars lying on the ground and the Hispanic bends over to pick it up and the cow boy disappears.

2007-02-27 07:36:50 · 8 answers · asked by a_word_of_praise 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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arrgghh Like me new leg?

the termites ate clear through me other one

2007-02-27 07:36:47 · 17 answers · asked by new me 4 in Polls & Surveys

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where does the trash go when you press delete on the messages in there?

2007-02-27 07:36:14 · 14 answers · asked by sweet18apparatus 4 in Polls & Surveys

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So how are you?

2007-02-27 07:36:11 · 36 answers · asked by Ä§ Ì Wêår M¥ Mê?ål Må§k 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anyone that you wish would just shut up?

2007-02-27 07:36:03 · 10 answers · asked by mreed316 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone know any good jokes?

they can clean or dirty.

2007-02-27 07:36:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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This is what I about ____.?

Would you be so kind as to fill in the blanks? Have fun with it!

2007-02-27 07:35:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Name the movies these lines are from. 10 pts to the first person to get all five correct.?

1. "What kind of pie?"
2. "Are you talking?"
3. "So shines a good deed in a weary world"
4. "Not Today!"
5. "I would have followed you, My Brother, My Captain, My King."

2007-02-27 07:34:53 · 12 answers · asked by ddot2882 6 in Movies

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would you ever want to be famous?

I'd like the money but everything i see makes being famous look like it sucks. look how happy the world is when people fall from grace

2007-02-27 07:33:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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What is your favorite thing from the 80's?

i.e. Legwarmers, Pac-man, Roller rinks, Nerds, Movies, TV shows, Culture Club, etc.

My favorite was going to the Roller Rink on Friday night and skating the Power Puff to Desperado. Especially in the summer when it was warm and they opened the windows. And lip syncing to Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or She Bop! I also loved the Goonies and Ralph Machio!

2007-02-27 07:33:49 · 41 answers · asked by Junior's Gal 3 in Other - Entertainment

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