Morris, an 82 year okd man goes to the doctor to get a full check up. A few days later the doctor sees Morris walking down the street with a stunning young girl on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said you're doing really great arn't you?
Morris replied "Just doing what you said doctor, Get a hot momma and be cheerful"
The doctor said "I didn't say that I said; You've got a heart murmer, be careful!"

2007-02-27 07:44:41 · 15 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the spanish word "pollo" translated to english?

2007-02-27 07:44:15 · 16 answers · asked by captain howdy 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Have National Talk Like Yoda should we?

Confuse everyone we will.

2007-02-27 07:44:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think about national pirate week?

can i get an aaarrrrrgggg-matey

2007-02-27 07:44:02 · 9 answers · asked by vanillachampain 2 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone remember HR puff n stuff?

2007-02-27 07:43:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Is this my land, Is this your land, was this land made for you and me?

2007-02-27 07:43:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you look anything like your avatar?

2007-02-27 07:43:19 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which do you prefer?

Creme eggs or mini eggs

2007-02-27 07:43:00 · 23 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Before I _, I was _____..?

2007-02-27 07:42:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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HONESTLY...who has a better butt than me..check it out?

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w279/nanabean127/fun34b.jpg

2007-02-27 07:42:36 · 3 answers · asked by n.b. da babii 1 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone you know resemble comedy characters in their mannerisms?

my best pal is like hyacinth bucket

2007-02-27 07:42:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's the one thing that you'll never forget?

Something you'll never, ever forget...

2007-02-27 07:41:47 · 33 answers · asked by Josh 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Now that I've joined in the pirate thing, I have a question... what do I do with?

my eye now??

2007-02-27 07:41:46 · 4 answers · asked by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I update my resume to include my position as Y!A GROG WENCH?

Or do you think that would be a mistake, as the job is only for a week, and it'll make my employment history appear unstable?

2007-02-27 07:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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My MOM SAYS these shorts are too SHORT what do you think...IN THIS PICTURE?

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w279/nanabean127/fun34b.jpg

2007-02-27 07:41:36 · 2 answers · asked by n.b. da babii 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Oscar trivia??

1. What was the first film to win Best Picture?

2. What film won Best Picture the year after The Godfather won and the year before The Godfather II won? (HINT: Think Redford)

3. What was unusual about the 1989 Academy Awards, where Rain Man won Best Picture? (HINT: Something was missing)

4. What two films have won Best Picture in consecutive years and starred the same actor? (HINT: Think crow)

2007-02-27 07:41:36 · 3 answers · asked by Chel 5 in Movies

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