The class English assignment was to write something unusual that had happened in the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his "My dad fell in the well last week...."
"Good Heavens!" interrupted the teacher "Is he alright?"
"He must be," said little Johnny "He stopped yelling for help yesterday"
2007-02-27 07:38:26 · 16 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha .....nice one Kiz !!
2007-02-27 11:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! yeah that little Johnny is something. Here is little Ronnie:
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
2007-02-27 15:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree with Chris.w looking good girl your joke was good as well lol 10/10
2007-02-27 20:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was the best one to have me laughing over a dad.
2007-02-27 15:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! good one!!!! that got me laugh really loud!! all my classmates heard me laugh real loud! my teacher mad at me for on Internet!! *wink*
2007-02-27 16:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All's well that ends well then.
2007-02-27 15:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
But not as funny as 'Chris W's response!!!! LMAO!
2007-02-27 15:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor Dad, lol..you looking good Kizzy..so pretty....
2007-02-27 15:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah , nice one mate !!
2007-02-28 02:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-27 17:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhh ouch
2007-02-27 15:57:19 · answer #11 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋