Entertainment & Music - 26 February 2007

LOL

2007-02-26 04:31:32 · 12 answers · asked by Sasha 2 in Polls & Surveys

maybe I'll start the diet tomorrow...

2007-02-26 04:31:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-26 04:31:11 · 11 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

Snookumspuss cuddlebum?

2007-02-26 04:30:52 · 7 answers · asked by Superdog 7 in Polls & Surveys

You'd be a big actrice/actor?

2007-02-26 04:30:43 · 11 answers · asked by riot_grrrl 2 in Polls & Surveys

Taylor won the election, right? And it's February, isn't it? Texas IS a state, isn't it? And we don't have slaves here in the north -- do we?

What am I missing?
Damn that laudanum!

2007-02-26 04:30:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's your favorite anime of all time?? My favorite is Dragonball Z!

2007-02-26 04:30:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-26 04:30:32 · 10 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-26 04:30:17 · 12 answers · asked by jitzz 1 in Music

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.

2007-02-26 04:30:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im looking to get a new drumset. i need a DOUBLE BASS kit. i dont want to get a second drum for my kit because i dont like my kit. i like the ddrum death punx kit. what other kits do you recommend?

2007-02-26 04:30:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

And this has nothing to do with you FF

2007-02-26 04:29:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sex And the City,Entourage,The Wire,Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Sopranos,Deadwood,Rome,etc?

2007-02-26 04:29:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-26 04:29:16 · 16 answers · asked by punk101 2 in Music

2007-02-26 04:28:34 · 3 answers · asked by that girl in the corner 2 in Celebrities

I am one.

2007-02-26 04:28:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-26 04:28:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-26 04:27:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and that i never went on the couch .can she forgive me? still friends?

2007-02-26 04:27:54 · 5 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

tornado
hurricane
earthquake

2007-02-26 04:27:40 · 12 answers · asked by joelinn1974 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-26 04:26:50 · 3 answers · asked by Frank.ru 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-26 04:26:44 · 8 answers · asked by doobin05 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-26 04:26:31 · 12 answers · asked by ツ 1 in Polls & Surveys

woooo hoooo !!!

lol.... heheheh :)

2007-02-26 04:26:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we don't have to kiss
just be my friend who also happens to be a girl

2007-02-26 04:26:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-26 04:26:01 · 14 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

It starts out "I've got a pocket full of holes", and the chorus goes "Well you gotta be crazy Baby, to want a guy like me, Yeah you gotta be out of your mind, Crazy" I'm pretty sure it's called "Crazy", it's from '87 or '88, but I can't remember who sings it! Thanx!

2007-02-26 04:26:00 · 4 answers · asked by stephanie l 2 in Music

2007-02-26 04:25:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms.

She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.

Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.

After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.

Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris."

Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"

2007-02-26 04:25:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-26 04:25:48 · 19 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Polls & Surveys