Entertainment & Music - 22 February 2007

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

2007-02-22 05:51:09 · 20 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who would you rather....?

"be" with,Rosie O'Donnell or Michael Jackson?don't say neither,that's no fun:)

2007-02-22 05:50:56 · 17 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you take "breaks" from P&S ??

2007-02-22 05:50:42 · 16 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who played Dr. Channing on Medium last night?

On the television show Medium, who played the doctor last night (2/21/07)?

2007-02-22 05:50:35 · 1 answers · asked by Bethany M 1 in Television

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Name something that should have instructions but doesn't normally have them?

2007-02-22 05:50:23 · 25 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who killed 2pac?

2007-02-22 05:50:16 · 14 answers · asked by bagg 1 in Music

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the ultamate question?

if u only had 3 dollars and had to feed urself ur spouce and 2 toddlers. could u do it and if so what would u make or buy...

not counting tax just the food

2007-02-22 05:50:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When Is Alpha Dog Coming Out On DVD?

i never got to see the movie when it came out in my town. and they stopped showing it. well i want to know when it will come out on DVD so i can see it. Anybody know when? I looked at a lot of sites but it doesn't say...

2007-02-22 05:49:53 · 3 answers · asked by confsdaboutevertyhing 1 in Movies

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So, what do you think of tailgaters?

And what do you do when they get on your rear?
Will you admit to road rage?

2007-02-22 05:49:23 · 15 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there really such thing as a coincidence?

Do you believe in coincidences or not? What do you think?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥

2007-02-22 05:49:20 · 13 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Best concert you've went to..............?

What was the best concert you've been to?
any good concert stories?

2007-02-22 05:48:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Cubanita said, only if I take her Salsa Dancing?

I can't Salsa Dance, but I might be able to fake the Lambada. Do you think she will go with me???

2007-02-22 05:48:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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martin scorcese?

Who will join me in boycotting the Oscars if Scorcese doesnt win?

2007-02-22 05:47:50 · 2 answers · asked by ghost . 1 in Celebrities

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Michael jackson or prince?

who do you think is the most talented?

2007-02-22 05:47:35 · 20 answers · asked by Jaz 6 in Music

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Was I your Lenten sacrifice?

PLEASE don't be so holy

I won't be if you won't be... :)

2007-02-22 05:47:01 · 9 answers · asked by єЖтяα ¢яιѕρψ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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name some little kid shows?

me and my friend where thinking of shows we watched when we where little. list some names of old shows that arnt on anymore

2007-02-22 05:46:22 · 20 answers · asked by mint g 2 in Television

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Who's going to watch the new America's Next Top Model?

Hopefully this one will be better than the last one. The girls look prettier too.

2007-02-22 05:46:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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James Van Iveren: Hero or idiot?

Dude thinks he's hearing a rape in progress so he grabs a sword and breaks into his neighbor's apartment to stop the crime. It turns out his neighbor was merely whacking it to porn with the volume too loud.

Was Van Iverein way out of line or simply reacting appropriately to protect another?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/porn.sword.ap/index.html

2007-02-22 05:45:51 · 1 answers · asked by S1 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Why are you such a biatch?

Just curious

2007-02-22 05:45:43 · 40 answers · asked by Truthitude 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you watch lost last night?

Last night episode was pretty decent! Hopefully they can keep up the pace, I am glad everyone will be reunited next week! Now the show can finally take off!

2007-02-22 05:45:42 · 7 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Television

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Who's your favourite American Idol contestant so far?

So! Who's you're picks for:

Best looking male contestant
Best looking female contestant
Best singing male contestant
Best singing female contestant

Why do you think so?

Personally I think the best singer for the men is Phil Stacey and the cutest or most charming man is Sundance or Chris Sligh. For the girls, I think Leslie Hunt is the best looking/most charming and Melinda Doolittle is by far the best singer.

2007-02-22 05:45:39 · 11 answers · asked by Voodoo Lady 3 in Polls & Surveys