The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
2007-02-22 05:51:09 · 20 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha
haha that's good
2007-02-22 05:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SO is the joke that she does't use him?
That is very funny, yet it does conclude that the wife, was a very selfish person, and didn't much accept gifts from other people. SO a nice, poor, lady comes in and the husband donates the stuff the selfish wife didn't use, and as you can see the wife doesn't care. So yeah.
P.S (She doesn't use him?)
Bye now
2007-02-22 05:56:53 · answer #2 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was very cute and verrrrry funny.
See, we men are so generous!!
The poor babe needed all that and more...
I too am feeling kind of generous after listening to the story... do you girls want a helping hand... I mostly help myself with that.
2007-02-22 06:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but cute... I like that 10/10 and a star
2007-02-22 06:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like a joke and a life lesson built into one...great joke!
Ungrateful wife.....she sure was.
2007-02-22 06:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Wendy B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... that makes alot of sense... hahaha
very good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-22 06:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-Hum! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-24 13:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOooh.
2007-02-22 05:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know some people that fit this category.
2007-02-22 06:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by Dayne's gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. Funny!!
2007-02-22 06:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by ParisLynn16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋