please i need some fast!
2007-02-22 05:51:52 · 9 answers · asked by redhottreject06 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Are your parents siblings?
Your so ***** ugly when u looked into the mirror ur husband died(doesnt make sense but i died from laughing)
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
i know those are corny..but i tried!!
2007-02-22 06:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're so ugly I bet your momma had to tie a bone around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. An oldie but a goodie.
2007-02-22 13:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre a HOT mess!
youre teeth r so yellow, when u close ur mouth your stomach glows!
my go to the store clothes is better than your wardrobe!
thats a hairstyle?!? i thought you just woke up and said "F" it lol
youre a walking void...
danggggggggg are your pants scared of your ankles?? cause you are FLOOODDDDInnnggg! lol
you dont even have knees or ankles..you have straight THIGHS all the way down!
2007-02-22 14:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by wolvie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your breathe smells like hot garbage, even if it's not true talking about somebody breathe is always funny.
2007-02-22 13:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by P.T.I. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your just like a cheeseburger, full of fat and worth a dollar.
2007-02-22 14:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You smell like a big mixing bowl full of poop
2007-02-22 13:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are just like your mother / father - only not as good in bed.
2007-02-22 14:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by That's what she said 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"where'd you get your clothes from? the TOILET STORE?!?" hahahahahaha!! that's from anchorman. one of the better lines in the movie, i say.
2007-02-22 13:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you died and made me elvis.
2007-02-22 13:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋