Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

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Does low fat food taste like tree bark?

or is there a different unpleasant taste?

2007-02-21 00:43:01 · 12 answers · asked by Mike V 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Boston Legal?

What do you think about William S. character. I love him.

2007-02-21 00:42:42 · 3 answers · asked by Sandyvon 2 in Television

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who would you rather date T.I. or Chingy, or Ludacris?

2007-02-21 00:41:35 · 3 answers · asked by <3♥P@in,Ple@$ur3 2 in Celebrities

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who is the hasband of britney spears?

2007-02-21 00:41:32 · 14 answers · asked by clarkamigable 1 in Celebrities

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what do you think the best movies of 2006 and the last two months have been and what movies are you looking forward to seeing
best movie pan's labyrinth
cant wait to see hot fuzz -simon pegg rocks lol

2007-02-21 00:41:13 · 12 answers · asked by Tonks 1 in Movies

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Don't take your man shopping?

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags

her husband
or
boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office

to a customer
in
Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of

the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is

considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband

stops his
antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months

all verified by
our
surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put

them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to

go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor

leading to
feminine
products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in

an official tone,
"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a

carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing

department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring

sausages and a
Calor
gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she

could help him,
he
began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just

leave me alone?"

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen

knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where

the
antidepressants
were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,

loudly humming
the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised

the "Madonna
look"
using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when

people browsed, yelled

"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the

loud speaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those

voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the

door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in

here."

Yours sincerely,

Charles bxxxx
Store Manager