Entertainment & Music - 20 February 2007

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On Beyonce's "Me, Myself & I" who is the guy talking at the beginning of the song?

Is it someone famous?

2007-02-20 05:23:13 · 1 answers · asked by *_Yve_* 3 in Music

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What's your oldest pair of underwear?

I have a 15 year old pair i wear for special occasions.It drives my wife nuts

2007-02-20 05:23:13 · 15 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Would it be weird to...?

Would it be weird to wake up in one country, then go to the bathroom in another country, and then go to the kitchen in the other country, all within your apartment?

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Pictures of buildings split within two countries:
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2007-02-20 05:22:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is better looking; Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

2007-02-20 05:22:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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If you wear a thong and...?

If you are wearing a thong and then you fart...which side does it come out on?

2007-02-20 05:22:09 · 21 answers · asked by AmandaHugNKiss 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it better to suck from a straw or drink from the cup?

2007-02-20 05:22:07 · 18 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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if you say a line from a song to women, will she enjoy it?

i mean in a romantic way, because you are trying to share a moment with her

2007-02-20 05:21:47 · 47 answers · asked by rjhamuk 2 in Music

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What is the most funniest story you ever heard?

Tell me something someone was saying that had you rolling off your chair.

2007-02-20 05:21:46 · 9 answers · asked by LindaAnn 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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The View...?

why has Rosie not been on for two days?

2007-02-20 05:21:46 · 12 answers · asked by mommie-3 2 in Celebrities

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When you were born, was your first reaction?

PUT ME BACK!!!!!????
I mean there you were, having a nice little siesta, next thing you know some idiot grabs you by the leg and starts slapping the $hit out of you.
PUT ME BACK!!!!!

2007-02-20 05:21:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you invented a game show...?

What would you call it?

2007-02-20 05:21:22 · 5 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

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If I needed true comforting, how would you do that?

2007-02-20 05:21:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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funny joke or not?

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

2007-02-20 05:21:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What would you like to do...?

with your cute little teddy bear? : )

2007-02-20 05:21:00 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you only eat the top of a Muffin or the whole thing?

2007-02-20 05:20:32 · 42 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why are you on Y!A?

Are you hear to learn stuff? Is this an addiction for you? A fun hobby?

2007-02-20 05:20:30 · 31 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What Song was playing on General Hospital February 19?

This song was during the opening sequence in the aftermath of the explosion at the hotel

2007-02-20 05:20:28 · 2 answers · asked by uniquegemini 2 in Television

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another 10 points?

what movie is this line from "thats a promise from me to you"

2007-02-20 05:19:49 · 7 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Movies

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What is wrong with you people???

Don't you care about anything???

2007-02-20 05:19:47 · 21 answers · asked by COOKIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, or REDNECK SOUTHERNER?

THIS IS A JOKE. ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THIS JOKE AN ANY REAL PERSONS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COMPLETELY A COINCIDENCE.

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by your response to the following situation:

You're walkin down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, liocks eyes with you, screams, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds b efore he reaches you and your family. WHAT DO YOU DO?

LIBERAL'S ANSWER:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about my kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situarion?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

CONSERVATIVE'S ANSWER:

BANG!

SOUTHERN REDNECK'S ANSWER:

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! click

(sounds of reloading)

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't takin that to the Taxidermist!"

2007-02-20 05:19:34 · 4 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you SUDDENLY got STUCK in an ELEVATOR (w/ 5 other people), how would you react? what would you do?

2007-02-20 05:19:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where's the Beef?

2007-02-20 05:19:04 · 30 answers · asked by Year of the Monkey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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why can't i get jerry springer's web page on my laptop?

2007-02-20 05:18:40 · 3 answers · asked by tim_8977 1 in Television

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Can you read this?

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

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2007-02-20 05:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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