Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
2007-02-20 05:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, that is so weird. I can read it, but it feels funny doing so. Thanks.
Take a star for an amazing discovery (Even if you didn't discover it)
2007-02-20 05:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Air 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me see how you deal with this.
The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of Europe, rather than German, which was the
other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her
Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a
5-year phase-in plan that would be known as
"EuroEnglish":
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k".
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have
one less letter. There will be growing publik
enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced with " f ". This will make words
like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the
language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "y". During ze
fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaing "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leteres. After zis fifz yer,
ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
more trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!!! (Und zen ve vil take
over ze vorld!!!!!)
2007-02-20 19:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by mphermes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I cnat bvlieee I colud auctally raed taht....and I wnast eevn trying! I didnt realize what was going on till almost the very end!
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doesnt work that well
2007-02-20 13:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow I cant believe I could actually read that....and I wasnt even trying! I didnt realize what was going on till almost the very end! Nice!
2007-02-20 13:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I can. I could also read it the first 10 times I saw it.
2007-02-20 13:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow i can read that, i saw this and thought you were a crazy person who couldent spell but i guess not.
Nathan M
2007-02-20 13:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup.. took me about 20 seconds
2007-02-20 13:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa? i'm joking yea that was cool
2007-02-20 13:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i know this one it cool right
2007-02-20 13:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty cool!
2007-02-20 17:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋