Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
2007-02-20 05:21:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde
2007-02-20 06:59:34 · update #1
funny!
2007-02-20 21:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its WAY better than this -------> Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench. The first one turned to the other and said, "I feel really old today. My back hurts, my arthritis is acting up, I'm tired, and I have lot's of aches and pains all over. How do you feel?" The second man said, "I feel like a new born baby." The first man said, "How do feel like a baby?" He said, "Well, I've got no teeth, no hair, and I think I just pissed my pants!"
2007-02-20 13:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one the most but there all funny give them a over all 7/10
2007-02-20 13:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Not
2) Funny
3) Not
4) Funny
5) Not
6) Not
2007-02-20 18:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah they are funny jokes but not sure about the Turkey one.
Good jokes :)
2007-02-20 13:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dan! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad.. 7/10
2007-02-20 13:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol..yeah they're funny
2007-02-20 13:42:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ellie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
If you don't like blondes.
I don't.
2007-02-20 15:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-20 13:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yess..
2007-02-20 13:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by billie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋