Tell me something someone was saying that had you rolling off your chair.
2007-02-20 05:21:46 · 9 answers · asked by LindaAnn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was at an airport waiting for my flight. I bought some crackers at the vending machine and sat to watch TV in the restaurant to kill some time and ordered a beer. I left to use the restroom and when I got back a guy was sitting in a chair next to me.
The crackers were between us, so I grabbed my cracker and the stranger also grabbed a cracker from the bag. I looked at him like "What the heck are you doing, are you crazy or something?" but didn't say it aloud. He had a strange look on his face to. We both sat there in silence going back and forth grabbing the crackers. I looked at the package and there were two left, so I quickly grabbed one, and the stranger got the other and took off.
I finished up my beer and headed towards my gate to catch the flight. I reached inside my pocket to get my boarding pass and I felt something strange...it was my pack of crackers. I was the crazy one eating all the strangers crackers.
2007-02-26 11:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by I Know, I Know 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading your grammer usage was amazing. most funniest? Either most funny or funniest. Never both. To answer your question: That had me roll out of my chair.
2007-02-20 13:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Josh S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I was visiting my Dad and we were having a few beers in the livingroom and a fly was buzzing around...my Dad swatted at it a few imes and frustrated because he kept missing he said," I'm gonna catch you and rip your wings off then let you walk outside and tell the rest of your buddies what kind of a mean S.O.B. is in here." I never laughed so hard in my life...
2007-02-25 13:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day my friend pushed me off the couch.... so in that case i was rolling
2007-02-27 00:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Waiting_For*My_Lil*Jordan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend walked in on his elderly parents and heard the following discussion:
Don't yell at me!
Well I'm not yelling.
What?
I'M NOT YELLING!
Don't yell at me!
Well I'm not yelling.
What?
I'M NOT YELLING!
Don't yell at me!
I'm not yelling.
What?
.......
He broke it up. Pathetic. Could have gone on that way for years.
2007-02-20 13:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by jxt299 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the one about me+your mom=you!!
2007-02-20 13:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have total control of iraq"
2007-02-20 13:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by layjc01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some one called me FAT
so i said "i maybe fat, but your ugly......and i can diet and you'll still be ugly"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SUBKZ1QrU4
2007-02-20 13:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hm.. i forget sorry lol
2007-02-20 13:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋