THIS IS A JOKE. ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THIS JOKE AN ANY REAL PERSONS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COMPLETELY A COINCIDENCE.
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by your response to the following situation:
You're walkin down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, liocks eyes with you, screams, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds b efore he reaches you and your family. WHAT DO YOU DO?
LIBERAL'S ANSWER:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about my kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situarion?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
CONSERVATIVE'S ANSWER:
BANG!
SOUTHERN REDNECK'S ANSWER:
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! click
(sounds of reloading)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't takin that to the Taxidermist!"
2007-02-20 05:19:34 · 4 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am a conservative.
2007-02-20 05:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Konrad 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The liberal just got killed.
The conservative shouldn't be in Iraq in the first place and he certainly shouldn't have brought his family. Now there's an international incident.
The redneck just blew the crap out of the mailman by mistake. Well, sort of. (He was kind of dark skinned.)
We're in trouble.
2007-02-20 06:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Kris G 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
guess I would be a borderline redneck southerner....I would have shot him more than once...if the kids wouldnt have been with me!
2007-02-20 05:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
liberal...but terrorists have no religion..i'm a muslim and i think all that terrorist stuff is really wrong and stupid...
2007-02-20 05:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by bad to the bone 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋