...After a few drinks he has to go to the bathroom, while he's standing at the urinal he looks down and see a Lepercaun.
He grabs the Lepercaun by the collar and says, "I know the Lepercaun ways... You have to grant me 3 wishes."
The Lepercaun says, "ok what are your wishes."
The Guy Says, "I want 10,000,000 dollars"
Lepercaun: OK its in your bank account
Man: For my second wish I want Jennifer Lopez as my sex slave.
Lepercaun: OK, she is tied up in you room.
Man: and for my 3rd wish...
The lepercaun interrupts: Wait, if you know the ways of the Lepercauns then you know that you have to do something for me.
the man agrees and the Lepercaun says, you have to let me have sex with you.
The man thinks about it for a while and finally agrees
So right there in the bathroom the Lepercaun starts to have sex with the man...
the man says, I can't believe i'm letting you do this.
and the Lepercaun says, I can't believe you believe in Lepercauns
what do you think
2007-02-19
07:41:17
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