...After a few drinks he has to go to the bathroom, while he's standing at the urinal he looks down and see a Lepercaun.
He grabs the Lepercaun by the collar and says, "I know the Lepercaun ways... You have to grant me 3 wishes."
The Lepercaun says, "ok what are your wishes."
The Guy Says, "I want 10,000,000 dollars"
Lepercaun: OK its in your bank account
Man: For my second wish I want Jennifer Lopez as my sex slave.
Lepercaun: OK, she is tied up in you room.
Man: and for my 3rd wish...
The lepercaun interrupts: Wait, if you know the ways of the Lepercauns then you know that you have to do something for me.
the man agrees and the Lepercaun says, you have to let me have sex with you.
The man thinks about it for a while and finally agrees
So right there in the bathroom the Lepercaun starts to have sex with the man...
the man says, I can't believe i'm letting you do this.
and the Lepercaun says, I can't believe you believe in Lepercauns
what do you think
2007-02-19 07:41:17 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad....I giggled.....
Here is mine....
Two afghanistans walk into a building.....................BOOM!!!!!!!!
2007-02-19 07:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by Titan A-X-E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is just way too much, I just can't stop laughing!! I guess the little guy sure new how to play it safe and get in easy drunk guy to believe he truly was a lepercaunt. One of the best jokes of the day. Thank you!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-19 08:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it told before except the leprechaun was a genie.
2007-02-19 07:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
to sick
no a fence but
FAMILY GUY JOKES ARE A HELL OF A LOT FUNNIER
i sorry about that
i am to much of a family guy freak
2007-02-19 07:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by gregory gzik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a happy LEPERCAUN and a foolish drunk story... good. keep going, lol........ can't stop laughing.....omg..
2007-02-19 07:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah thats funny n original :)
ps some guys may not go for it though
2007-02-19 07:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-02-19 07:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by piggylover_850 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol fun-ne! tottaly classic! Got n e other ones?
2007-02-19 07:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it funny man good one
2007-02-19 07:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny lol 10.9 u made my day better
2007-02-19 08:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yeah, that's funny. I laughed, and then told it to my husband, and then to my friend :D
2007-02-19 07:43:45 · answer #11 · answered by usa_armywife 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋