A couple wanted to have sex in the guy's bed, but the guy's bro slept in the bottom of the bunk. When they were going at it, they used 'lettuce' as a code word for harder, and 'tomato' as faster. So the guy was pumping his johnson into the girl and the girl kept saying, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce tomato, LETTUCE, TOMATO!!!" The brother in the lower bunk said, "Hey, could you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonaise on my face!!"
2007-02-19
10:43:32
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