A couple wanted to have sex in the guy's bed, but the guy's bro slept in the bottom of the bunk. When they were going at it, they used 'lettuce' as a code word for harder, and 'tomato' as faster. So the guy was pumping his johnson into the girl and the girl kept saying, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce tomato, LETTUCE, TOMATO!!!" The brother in the lower bunk said, "Hey, could you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonaise on my face!!"
2007-02-19 10:43:32 · 14 answers · asked by black sombrero.... 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah I heard this joke before, and its still funny no matter how many times I hear it
2007-02-19 10:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.... That's disgusting man
2007-02-19 11:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First heard it in 4th grade.
2007-02-19 11:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by ←Betty B→ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke a long time ago.
2007-02-19 10:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by almost there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disgusting, lmao
i'm using that one hahahahahaha great
2007-02-19 10:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. it was hysterical, and i loved it the first time. actually, i still like it now.
2007-02-19 10:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-19 11:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Hadn't heard it before - bl**dy funny!!!
2007-02-19 12:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Smiley One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aslong as he didn't lick the mayo its cool
2007-02-23 06:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by Double D's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No and I wish I hadn't.
2007-02-19 10:49:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋