Entertainment & Music - 12 February 2007

And if you had one how would you get them to leave you alone.

2007-02-12 04:07:04 · 6 answers · asked by kim_in_craig 7 in Polls & Surveys

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I'm not surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

2007-02-12 04:06:25 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

When you go to sonic? My son loves that!

2007-02-12 04:06:16 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey does anyone know who's performinf for this year (2007)'s Comic Relief?

2007-02-12 04:05:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

See ya tomorrow....

2007-02-12 04:05:15 · 21 answers · asked by ryan_thorne 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. If you're bidding a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.

2. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem
cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.

3. If you want your refrigerator's ice maker to work, you need to
hook it to a water source. Air doesn't make good ice unless it
is mixed with water.

4. No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not
get heavier.

5. A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the
underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet.

6. It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.

7. When you're PC says ---- "Insert diskette #2," now, don't do it
immediately. Remove disk #1 first, even if you're sure you
can make them both fit in there.

8. When your PC says "You have mail," don't go to the company
mail room and look for a package.

9. The French version of Netscape Navigator doesn't translate
English language web pages into French.

10. If you're in the armed services, on April 1st, if you get an
e-mail message to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, --
don't.

11. If you go to the computer store to buy a mousepad, you don't
have to specify whether it's for a Windows or a Macintosh

2007-02-12 04:05:14 · 6 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 04:05:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Watch this video of Jennifer Rush singing a duet with Jose Carreras...Especially @the end her voice gives you goosebumps!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RcBcqj9rfw

2007-02-12 04:05:10 · 3 answers · asked by krie 2 in Music

How did Cornelius career come about?

2007-02-12 04:04:50 · 2 answers · asked by antdud2002 1 in Television

2007-02-12 04:04:45 · 2 answers · asked by Latini 1 in Comics & Animation

:- "must u keep finishing your sentences?, im not a f*****g idiot!"

2007-02-12 04:04:28 · 5 answers · asked by mat l 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 04:04:03 · 13 answers · asked by Jack 3 in Television

if you could pick any celebrity in the world to meet, who would it be and why ?

2007-02-12 04:03:45 · 20 answers · asked by Dia 3 in Celebrities

Ive been through a lot of stuff for just 20 years old....but i laugh, smile and am polite also even though i grew up around drugs and crime.

Im just not like many other people in real life....I dont have to act hard to show people that i grew up poor or whatever....i dont have to run my mouth around people to show people what i could do to them if they tested me.....i just chill and smoke and save up for college.

Are you the same way?

Aaron

2007-02-12 04:03:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He is starting to creep me out.

2007-02-12 04:03:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if u were gay, that was your birth defect..... are people really that close minded?

2007-02-12 04:03:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

"BE YOURSELF......EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN"

2007-02-12 04:03:25 · 2 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Barbados or something???

2007-02-12 04:03:18 · 6 answers · asked by ryan_thorne 3 in Polls & Surveys

The whole Marilyn Monroe conspiracy comes to mind.

2007-02-12 04:02:32 · 21 answers · asked by glitterdust 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-12 04:02:30 · 8 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-12 04:02:13 · 22 answers · asked by panthrchic 4 in Celebrities

YOUR ANGEL. would you tell her that i love her. would you give her a hug and a kiss for me too?

im talking about the "your angel" on yahoo answers.

2007-02-12 04:02:06 · 9 answers · asked by Dominik 1 in Polls & Surveys

Im surprised that I havent lost interest in Y!A yet . I lost interest in Myspace in about 3 months time . I've been here ( including prior accounts) since July last year.

2007-02-12 04:01:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:01:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

per say he is the father... has anyone heard anything about prince frederic von anhalt raising baby Dannielynn? or giving her up?

2007-02-12 04:01:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

anyone know?

2007-02-12 04:01:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-12 04:01:12 · 15 answers · asked by ttam43 2 in Music

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!


What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!


What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!

What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

2007-02-12 04:01:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i just read in several blogs that the little girl from last week might be izzie's. when did izzie have a little girl?

2007-02-12 04:00:27 · 10 answers · asked by purplecat 1 in Television

(when it says 'watch this space', are you ever tempted to do just that?)

2007-02-12 04:00:27 · 11 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys