What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!
What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!
What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
2007-02-12 04:01:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope You Like Them.. (Some of them may be silly but... what the hell... hey! its the season of love.. and love makes us say & do silly things)
2007-02-12 04:04:08 · update #1
Ya.. they r cheezy
2007-02-12 04:05:39 · update #2
Haha...they're so fun tho! Here are sum more :)
What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day?
I love you a ton!
What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
You're fun to hang around with!
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
You mean a great dill to me!
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
You're nuts so bad yourself!
What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day?
Some bunny likes you!
2007-02-12 19:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Corny Valentines Day Jokes
2016-10-28 06:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, some of your jokes are cheezy.
One or two, in fact, left me queasy.
But you are correct - this is "Love Season"
And no one should need a good reason
To be a bit silly, and in a corny way
Remind us all about Valentine's Day!!
2007-02-12 04:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
Did you hear about the...
2015-08-16 22:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!
You've got nice jokes!
I like those!
unlike other jokes around there that is too annoying!
Can I copy those jokes . . .
i'll just try to make my bestfriends laugh with those!
thanks!
hey i have a joke for you . . .
But it is not that funny . . .
~Where did Christmas Tree came from?
"Christmas (Three)"
--from Christmas TWO!
~What is under a tree?
--roots!
2007-02-13 22:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by ~§~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're cheesy,but I like them.You're right about how we do silly things when we're in love.That's what makes love so good.
2007-02-12 04:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by Troy K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are a bit crazi! lol
But what the heck its the time of that month where most peoplego crazy trying to figure out what to get for their mates.
2007-02-12 04:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Awww cute! x
2016-04-02 06:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee..................... LOL
Now I think I can participate in all those Valentine's contest where they ask you to send whackiest romantic messages!
2007-02-12 04:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-12 04:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋