A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I'm not surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
2007-02-12 04:06:25 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
thats so funny
nice
2007-02-12 07:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I Love That Joke OMG DID U MAKE IT UP???? 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 OUTA 10 Yoo Really No How 2 Put That Extra 10% Lol
2007-02-13 01:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very Funny.
2007-02-12 14:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by runnerkap 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think i just read this! Still funny tho reading it again!
2007-02-13 05:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋