Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

a son ask his dad the difference between ' theoretically and realistically'' dad says thats hard, but i have an idea.. ask mum if she would sleep with the milk man for a million quid??...mum says yes. dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the window cleaner for 2 million quid....sister says yes...
well there you go son, thats your answer, theoretically we're sitting on 3million quid but realistically we're living with 2 $lags!!!!!

2007-02-09 01:57:56 · 12 answers · asked by emma d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-09 01:57:27 · 20 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 01:57:25 · 26 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

Thats when they go on sale for the Sweet Escape Tour woot woot!! Who's going?

2007-02-09 01:57:15 · 2 answers · asked by Mj 4 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-09 01:56:49 · 14 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hit me with your best 5 or more line rap about mooses or life on the streets or both.

2007-02-09 01:56:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the name of the show that was on Nickelodeon in the mid 90s that had a grampa beaver reading stories to his kids?

2007-02-09 01:56:13 · 3 answers · asked by Ryan B 2 in Television

2007-02-09 01:56:05 · 26 answers · asked by flo h 1 in Movies

the results came back saying that you were a dummy?

I'd be pretty p*ssed!

2007-02-09 01:56:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can think of many memorable charactors. But who stands out from the pack?

2007-02-09 01:55:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Heard she passed away, but don't know... was it because of drug use? too much trimspa? suicide? haven't heard much details

2007-02-09 01:55:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

How do you think Anna Nicole died? What are your thoughts?

2007-02-09 01:55:49 · 8 answers · asked by Grace Lines, Inc. T 1 in Celebrities

Some of the words were changed, like: instead of "Instant classic, boys like oh", they changed it into: "Instant classic, dancin' like what?!?"

2007-02-09 01:55:40 · 1 answers · asked by veritas_edgar 1 in Music

2007-02-09 01:55:23 · 17 answers · asked by shasha 5 in Celebrities

2007-02-09 01:54:58 · 11 answers · asked by andy c 2 in Television

The Male Perspective
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules Please note these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it Don’t try to change that
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl If its up, put it down We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done Not both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
1. Don t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes
1.1 am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this, Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that it’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

2007-02-09 01:54:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

can someone give me some names of some really funny comdey's ...new ones please

2007-02-09 01:53:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Recently there is news that disney star...Anneliese Van Der Pol aka Chelsea of Thats So Raven has been arrested as she was driving under the influence of alcohol due to which her car hit a parked car...then it travelled accross the roadway and finally collided with another vehicle !!!! The sentencing is on March 19th....I cant wait to see whats gonna happen....I hope they leave her...coz Im her biggest fan ~!!!!

2007-02-09 01:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by Mitali 3 in Celebrities

OMG i nearly started jumping around on the train when i heard that rage was going to reunite.... just for a gig at Coachella. What are the chances that they might reunite permanently (well at least a while) after that. (since i think the vocalist for Audioslave is going to leave soon anyway...)

2007-02-09 01:53:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-09 01:53:14 · 12 answers · asked by cantik 3 in Polls & Surveys

I love the look and everything but Im always up for a change
what should I do if anything?

2007-02-09 01:53:01 · 12 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

A lorry driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman gets out of his car and walks around to the lorry driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
“Got stuck?” The lorry driver says, “No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol.”



A blonde women named Nancy and a blonde women named Betty want to rob a bank, so Nancy makes a plan. Nancy goes over the plan with Betty. Nancy says," Do you understand the plan, Betty?" Betty replies "Yes, I understand the plan. Nancy and Betty go to the bank they want to rob and Betty is the one going in and Nancy will be the one to get ready to drive when Betty is ready to go with the money. So Nancy says" You should be out in about 3-5 minutes." So Betty goes in. Nancy is getting very impatient because Betty has been in there for 10 minutes.

2007-02-09 01:52:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a little bit of both. They come in handy!

2007-02-09 01:52:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 01:52:38 · 36 answers · asked by Bombshell 3 in Polls & Surveys

scary, horror, thriller. mystery, i doesn't matter

2007-02-09 01:52:21 · 15 answers · asked by this girl 1 in Movies

2007-02-09 01:52:20 · 17 answers · asked by Rowdy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 01:52:11 · 18 answers · asked by dragonlover 2 in Celebrities

How cool and how lame at the same time!

2007-02-09 01:51:58 · 16 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Because they don't like *****

2007-02-09 01:51:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Dempsey and his wife name their twin boys Darby and Sullivan. Who does that to their children?

2007-02-09 01:51:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities