THiiS JOKE iiS WiiERD...BUT DO GUYS REALLY BELiiVE THiiS???~~!!!?

Question

The Male Perspective
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules Please note these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it Don’t try to change that
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl If its up, put it down We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done Not both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
1. Don t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes
1.1 am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this, Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that it’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

i didnt make this....i got in online so guys please dont get offended..please and thank you..MWAH

i didnt make this....i got in online so guys please dont get offended..please and thank you..MWAH

i have no idea why they are all numbered one it was sent to me by email from a friend and i didnt ask...sorry...

Answer 1

Halifrickinglouya , and amen, preach on brother preach on.

Only one addition.
Ladies If you see your guy with a blank look on his face
and you don't know what he's thinking.

There are two things that are a sure bet.
HUNGRY OR HORNY
So when in doubt
SEX OR SANDWICH
OR BOTH.

Answer 2

I've seen this before, it's pretty good. Some are exaggerated, some are real shortcomings--and it points out shortcomings of women as well as men. For example, hints. We aren't The Amazing Kreskin. And we have a tendancy to try solving problems, especially if we keep hearing the same one all the time. We aren't all "sex, sports and cars" shallow, although we do like sex. Most of us can peer discreetly if we haven't drunk too much. Crying is definitely blackmail, although we can provide sympathy. It's that "protector" urge. Don't try to manipulate it to selfish ends. But the bottom line is that no matter how important it is to you, no matter how hard you try to project thoughts into our heads, if you can't put it into words...the thought doesn't exist. I'm not sure why women can't comprehend this since it doesn't work with anyone, not even other women. The "receiver" pretends it does work but usually gets it wrong. Don't think we haven't noticed. The notion that you can project thoughts into someone else's head is a symptom of schizophrenia.

Answer 3

Do you get worried once you will desire to press the letter 'i', freak out and by risk hit it two times? feels like it. Do you think of caps lock makes you seem cool? It would not. Does the format of your question make me prefer to respond to it? No. i finished analyzing when I have been given slammed interior the face with the forged block of capitals. Please do us a prefer and heavily be conscious your questions as in case you have been having a typical communique. you will get plenty extra acceptable solutions that way.

Answer 4

I believe that this is pretty true not all things apply due to the type of personality of the guy but its scary how many are actually things I've seen in men

Answer 5

It is a tongue in cheek view of reality, and there is plenty of truth to it.

Answer 6

how funny! LOL
but WHY are they all numbered 1?

Answer 7

I am a guy. I think this list you made is st00pid and totally untrue. It is disrespectful and I feel ashamed that anyone would label guys with these beliefs.

Answer 8

hahahaha funny

Answer 9

well some of it i think i believe and a the other ones i don't think so.

hope u know which ones I'm on about.

Answer 10

The short answer to your posed question is......Yes.