Entertainment & Music - 8 February 2007

#1 why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory

she took out all the w's

#2 So there's this blonde and she's drivin down the highway in her sports car. she pulls over when she's another blonde on the side of the road in a boat paddling. she yells to the blonde in the boat "HEY! IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME! WHY IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!!"

#3 there's a blonde just drivin along and there's a cop behind her just drivin along and she looks in her rearveiw mirror and swerves to the right! then looks again and swerves to the left! the cop finally manages to pull her over and askes her why she did that. she replied "well every time i look in the mirror there was this big tree in front of me!"



if you didn't get it: #1 m upside-down is w #2 she's stupid #3 she had an air frenshener

2007-02-08 13:05:23 · 14 answers · asked by T1G 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i want to wear it tomorrow but i cant seem to find it, do you know where it is?

2007-02-08 13:05:18 · 38 answers · asked by lala 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 13:05:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The new country song Missing Years

2007-02-08 13:05:02 · 4 answers · asked by lanebaby67 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1) Superman: Has all the right values, is a heck of a gentleman ang has looks that kill but can't live a human life... Not to mention he's completely indestructible... except when faced with radioactive pieces of his home planet, kown as Kryptonite...

2) Batman: Dashing multi-millionaire, young, with perfect training, fast, dark, silent and deadly, but has some SERIOUS personal issues and is a tad away from becoming the enemies he fights.

Who do you go for?? Who is your pick from the two? And if you don't dig any of these guys, who do you think is the coolest superhero and why??

2007-02-08 13:04:05 · 16 answers · asked by veevintage 2 in Comics & Animation

please help solve theses riddles for me please -

1 - 100 keys, but only 1 opens the door. What are the other 99 keys for?

2-100 flowers in a garden ;100 weeds. What percentage of the whole did the gardner plant as seeds?

2007-02-08 13:04:03 · 7 answers · asked by needsomehelpplz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

These are the first lines to some songs
First one to get them all right gets best answer
1. "You get a shiver in the dark it's a-raining in the park at mealtime,"
2. "You think we look pretty good together. You think my shoes are made of leather,"
3. "They come from every state to find; some dreams were meant to be declined,"
4. "Father wears his Sunday best. Mother's tired she needs a rest and the kids are playing up downstairs,"
5. "Walkin' in the park just the other day baby. What d'ya--what d'ya think I saw?"
Figure em out. Put artist and song title

2007-02-08 13:04:03 · 3 answers · asked by Captain Obvious 5 in Music

2007-02-08 13:04:02 · 19 answers · asked by mom 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 13:03:55 · 7 answers · asked by waynensheri@sbcglobal.net 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-08 13:03:50 · 14 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Polls & Surveys

by all that you're doing at home when, at the worst possible moment, the phone rings?

2007-02-08 13:03:35 · 5 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 13:03:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-08 13:02:38 · 8 answers · asked by dnadrljanski 1 in Music

your tongue into high gear before your brain is turning over?

2007-02-08 13:02:19 · 14 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

network change or what

2007-02-08 13:02:16 · 15 answers · asked by MOSS 2 in Television

is it true that myspace is shutting down or somthing like that?

2007-02-08 13:02:14 · 15 answers · asked by ☠Rockerchick☠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

mellow songs

2007-02-08 13:02:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

adolf hitler or carrot top?

2007-02-08 13:02:00 · 26 answers · asked by ccr152 2 in Celebrities

if i wear my fake fur jacket in the rain tomorrow, will the fur get ruined? the fur is only in the hood (the jacket is from abercrombie)
????

2007-02-08 13:01:42 · 7 answers · asked by lala 2 in Polls & Surveys

okay she was a celebrity..great..i understand if you get upset over steve irwins death..because he helped the animals and the people by getting venom for anti-venom to save lives, and hes touched so many peoples lives including mine during his life..but whats so great about anna nicole smith? Now im not gonne say "oh i dont give a * " because that just disrespectful, but really..she wasn't that great of a person at all. She made herself a slut on playboy and decided to get addicted to drugs and got all screwed up with her family..why should it matter that much if she dies?! Is it cuz people have nothing better to do but mourn over the death of a pretty (fake) blonde girl? Just thought i would voice my opinion cuz this is annoying.

2007-02-08 13:01:34 · 8 answers · asked by Ohkay 5 in Celebrities

???????

2007-02-08 13:01:13 · 7 answers · asked by queen 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-08 13:01:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 13:01:10 · 18 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think its sad, hopefully her daughter will have a better chance at life than she did..

2007-02-08 13:00:55 · 19 answers · asked by Karly 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-08 13:00:49 · 3 answers · asked by nashelle94@sbcglobal.net 1 in Celebrities

Or which would you rather be for the rest of your life...if you were forced to choose?

2007-02-08 13:00:35 · 11 answers · asked by Banana Hero [sic] 7 in Polls & Surveys

She's really into herself and who likes someone like that?

2007-02-08 13:00:11 · 19 answers · asked by 288bunny 2 in Polls & Surveys

whats the song with a lot of verses with hip hop beat and one line is like reeboks arent skater shoes whats that song called?

2007-02-08 12:59:56 · 4 answers · asked by skims!!! 4 in Music

2007-02-08 12:59:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 12:59:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys