#1 why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory
she took out all the w's
#2 So there's this blonde and she's drivin down the highway in her sports car. she pulls over when she's another blonde on the side of the road in a boat paddling. she yells to the blonde in the boat "HEY! IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME! WHY IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!!"
#3 there's a blonde just drivin along and there's a cop behind her just drivin along and she looks in her rearveiw mirror and swerves to the right! then looks again and swerves to the left! the cop finally manages to pull her over and askes her why she did that. she replied "well every time i look in the mirror there was this big tree in front of me!"
if you didn't get it: #1 m upside-down is w #2 she's stupid #3 she had an air frenshener
2007-02-08 13:05:23 · 14 answers · asked by T1G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess it would show my natural hair color to say I didn't get the third one at first.
2007-02-08 13:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by epitome of innocence 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I personally like #2.. subtle yet funny. #1 could be interchangable with serveral different types of stupid people. #3 is a little far-fetched. Good ones! Oh, and A+ saving points with the 3 in 1.
2007-02-08 21:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by thedarkbristow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third one wasn't bad the others were so so 6/10
2007-02-08 21:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeahhhhhhhhhhh 8/10
2007-02-09 00:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it!! I also have other blond jokes...
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called How to Hug, only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?
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blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
"Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.
They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one.
The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands.
They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, �Okay, we'll give him one more try.
We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!�
2007-02-08 21:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..cute..
a blonde and a red head were walking on the beach..
the red head says ohh look at the dead bird ..
the blonde looks up and says where.1!!
2007-02-08 21:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by angelheart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA-HA! great jokes..........why did the boss take the white-out from his blonde Secretary??? She kept getting it all over the screen.
2007-02-08 21:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by vin_man00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i didnt get number 3 at first (and no, im not blonde! lol) but i do now and its funny!
2007-02-08 21:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get #1 till you explained it.
Very funny jokes.I love 'em!
2007-02-08 21:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but at first i didnt get the 3rd one
2007-02-08 21:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋