there was a single mother who had only 1 kid, so she didn't want him to learn dirty words. 1 day, he was walking in the street when he heard a man yell "You donkey!" so he went to his mom and asked "mommy? what's a donkey?" she replied "it means mother, darling" so he continued his walk, a little while after, he heard a woman yell "you jerk!" so, again, he asked his mom, and she told him "that means grandpa, honey" so he continued, an hour after he heard a man yell "you loser!" so he asked his mother again and she replied "that means couch, dear"....
so one day, his grandpa came over for a visit while his mom was out shopping.....
so he said "hi jerk, would you mind sitting on the loser till the donkey gets back?"
2007-02-07
02:55:14
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