One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mummy, I got five pounds!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five pounds from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five pounds for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mummy, I got ten pounds. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten pounds from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten pounds for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mummy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
2007-02-07
02:42:46
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