can you give me some romantic sms or jokes?

Question

can you give me some romantic or funny sms or jokes. thank you in advance

Answer 1

1}what's love?? Those who dont know call it 'RESPONSIBILITY!'
Those who play call it ''GAME ''!
Those who dont have it call it ''Dream''
Those who understand call it'' LIFE!''


2} If hugs were water , i would send you the sea & sail away just you & me!!

hmmmmm.... interesting question , hope these help my Friend !

Answer 2

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SMS


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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A man was wandering around in a field,
thinking about how good his wife had been to him,
and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."



"Why did you make her so good looking?"

"So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said,
"I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,
but why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

Answer 3

On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I can't take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?"

The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be acceptable since no one else was present. She locked the door and closed the curtains, and then the two nuns removed their shirts and kept working. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" asks the first nun.

"It's the blind man," says the voice behind the door.

"Well, a blind man can't see our nakedness. We can let him in," the other nun says, and opens the door.

"Wow!" says the blind man, "Nice ****! I gotta run back to the truck. Where do you want me to install these blinds?

Answer 4

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WHY NOT GIVE ME TO UR NO.
IN a air bus the hostess offered, have you want `Tea` please. to the passenger. But the passenger refused that and order ` after that `. The hostess shy ran away. ( In alphabets U will came after T). So the passenger wants to hostess only.

Answer 5

In a air bus the hostess offered, have you want `Tea` please. to the passenger. But the passenger refused that and order ` after that `. The hostess shy ran away. ( In alphabets U will came after T). So the passenger wants to hostess only.

Answer 6

I like u more than the jokes, but after u i like the doctor n nurse joke. But let me try tickle ur funny bone Man :Manager, My wife wants to commit suicide from your hotel wiundow, Hurry !!!! Manager : Sorry Sir. Thats your personal matter Man: Hurry u *******, that damn window is not opening !!!!

Answer 7

you can go to the sms zone at www.santabanta.com

Answer 8

blind boy distributing sweet to all.

neighbour aunty bathing in bathroom.
boy came to the door ---knocking
aunty came out naked thinks he is blind.
asking boy y u r distributing the sweet ?!
boy--- y' day i had a eye operation now i can see.

Answer 9

video

Answer 10

Take my eyes but let me see you
Take my mind butb let me think about you
take my hand but let me touch you
But dont try to take my heart as it is already with you