Entertainment & Music - 6 February 2007

or are you eating a muskrat?

2007-02-06 13:41:14 · 14 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Its a Danish film starring Mads Mikkelsen (AKA Le Chiffre in 'Casino Royale') I'd rather not buy from outside of the US if I could help it.

2007-02-06 13:40:58 · 2 answers · asked by rhianna m 1 in Movies

Which one do you like better?
I like Huckleberry Hound best.

2007-02-06 13:40:57 · 8 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little Nicole is only ten years old, she's steady tryin to figure why the world is so cold, why shes not pretty and nobody seems to like her, alcoholic step dad always wanna strike her, yells and abuses, leaves her with some bruises, teachers ask questions she's making up excuses, bleeding on the inside crying on the out, theres only one girl that really knows what shes about, her name is Little Stacy and they become friends, promise that they'll alwayse be tight till the end, untill one day little stacy gets shot, a drive by bullet went straight up on her block, now nicole's stuck up on the world on her own, forced to think that hell is a place called home, nothing else to do but get her clothes and pack, she said shes bout to run away and never come back!

2007-02-06 13:40:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

She Was Sooooo Blonde That...:
-She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-She thought a quarterback was a refund.
-She tripped over the cordless phone.
-She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
-If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
-When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
-She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
-When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
-She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
-Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train.
-What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
-Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
-What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
-Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe goes in first".
-And the best one for last..........................
-What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? "OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds.





Barney the Dinosaur
Everyone knows Barney,... that cute purple dinosaur.
But here's something that you may not know:
1. Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2. Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway)
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3. Extract all Roman Numerals:
CV V L DI V
4. Convert these into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5. Add these numbers up:
100
5
5
50
500
1
+ 5
----
666
SEE THIS PROVES THAT BARNEY IS THE ANTICHRIST!!! I AM TELLING YOU BARNEY IS EVIL SO STAY AWAY!



A PUZZLE FOR YOU:
Schwartzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The Pope has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace never used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's,

What is it?

The answer is:
"A Last Name."
Get your mind out of the gutter! LOL




Cards You'll Never See in Hallmark:
Looking back over the years that we've been together.....I can't help but wonder:.............what was I thinking?

Congratulations on your wedding day!.............too bad no one likes your wife.
How could two people as beautiful you............have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.........after having met you, I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...........I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.......that you're not here to ruin it for me.
Like the need for therapy....thanks for being a part of my life!!!..........I never knew what evil was before this!
Before you go.........I would like you to take this knife out of my back......you'll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to get married............but not to you.
You look great for your age.......Almost lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.........now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.......so here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
We have been friends for a very long time...........what do you say we call it quits?
I'm so miserable without you..................it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...............did you ever find out who the father was?
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday......so we're having you put to sleep.




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2007-02-06 13:40:02 · 23 answers · asked by Angel 2 in Jokes & Riddles

a) I am having a bad-hair day
b) I am attractive
c) ( your choice)

2007-02-06 13:40:01 · 12 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is this a match made in heaven ?We get along good but i feel like something going to happen n e day now

2007-02-06 13:39:32 · 7 answers · asked by Tasha 1 in Horoscopes

Have you ever been at someone's house and while in the bathroom took a peek in their medicine cabinet or the cabinet underneath the sink?

2007-02-06 13:38:19 · 33 answers · asked by Arwen73 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:38:18 · 12 answers · asked by smithmarusak 1 in Music

say something that makes me laugh?

2007-02-06 13:38:03 · 12 answers · asked by croato87 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:37:59 · 5 answers · asked by Gigg 1 in Television

2007-02-06 13:37:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me about your day...has it been one you'd like to remember..?

or one you'd rather forget...?

2007-02-06 13:37:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sixty-one percent of women polled said it would be worse to lose their favorite article of clothing than give up sex for a month.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070206/us_nm/life_clothes_dc;_ylt=AglLKEWM91WcWmMIGL70zGcDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-

2007-02-06 13:36:39 · 18 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Polls & Surveys

i dont no the exact lyrics or the name but hes like work it girll

sashay SHANTE!

2007-02-06 13:36:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-06 13:35:53 · 16 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:35:47 · 4 answers · asked by Cassandra 1 in Television

I think on Funniest Home Videos, when they show people who let their animals (especially dogs) put their snouts into their mouths is so disgusting and stupid. Anyone else agree?

2007-02-06 13:35:38 · 38 answers · asked by Arwen73 3 in Polls & Surveys

and dress well, do you actually need a purpose in life?

2007-02-06 13:35:16 · 20 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:35:08 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

i know i missed spelt commercial. but who sing that song.

2007-02-06 13:34:30 · 3 answers · asked by revolutionarydesign 1 in Music

I give great Hugs

2007-02-06 13:34:16 · 6 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:33:40 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what pi$$es you off more than anything?i mean that makes you go totally ballistic,the no tolerance thing.
for me, it's guys degrading women,that's where i draw the line.
next it is people letting their kids get out of control,like screaming and tantrums,in public without trying to do anything about it.

2007-02-06 13:33:39 · 14 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it out yet?? Does anyone know anything about it?? Is it worth seeing, apart from having leo in it?!Thanks

2007-02-06 13:33:36 · 14 answers · asked by Seriously Though 4 in Movies

what do you think of the movie?

2007-02-06 13:32:41 · 25 answers · asked by haru 1 in Movies

One of my "friends" always insults me. To her, anything I do is wrong and anything someone else does is right! She always uses everything against me. I feel like she doesn't like me, but the next day she comes back and acts as nice as ever. I want to be friends with her but I want to know why she's insulting me...

2007-02-06 13:32:36 · 33 answers · asked by A Person 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:32:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

its like "fashion, turn to the left" "fashion Turn to the right" strike a pose....sashe chante...(sometime in the lines of those words)

2007-02-06 13:31:19 · 2 answers · asked by gen 1 in Television

2007-02-06 13:31:18 · 5 answers · asked by Evan T 2 in Music