Entertainment & Music - 6 February 2007

His teeth look f**king ace though. Do you look on the bright side?

2007-02-06 13:55:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am not talking about Regis and Kelly!
The one where she lived with her married sister and her kids and she was an old soap actress

2007-02-06 13:55:35 · 19 answers · asked by Bombshell 3 in Television

what happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair? -- you rock to the beat.

how do you mend a broken jack o lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.

what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental

Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog

What did the art dealer say when a mann asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you.

what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore

What falls down but never gets hurt -- snow

What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee's hair? -- a honey comb

How do you get a peanut to laugh? -- you crack it up

Who greets you at a haunted house? -- a host ghost

Why did the farmer bury all his money? -- to make his soil rich

Where can you find an ocean without water? -- on a map

What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? -- a hobby horse

Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles

What do you call an avid gardener? -- herb

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree

What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion? -- a grape nobody picks on

What did the tree say to the mountain? -- stop peaking at me

What are sailors' favorite fruits? -- naval oranges

Where does a penguin keep his money? -- in a snow bank

What did the boy chip say to the girl chip (crisp for the brits)? -- Lets dance and I'll dip you

Why do bees have sticky hair -- they use honeycombs

Why did the reporter go into the icecream shop? -- he wanted to get the
scoop

Why was it hard for the geometry teacher to walk? -- she broke her angle

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? -- a chipmonk

What kind of trees sew? -- pine trees, they always have needles around

What did the plate say to the other plate? -- lunch is on me.

What did the man say whin the picture fell on his head? -- I've been framed

did you hear about the mummies who went to the theater? -- They gave the actors stage fright

How do you turn soup into gold? -- add 24 carrots (karats)

What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes

What do wolves say when they are introduced? -- howl do you do.

What does a car run on? -- wheels

What did the sink say to the water faucet? -- you're a real drip

where do pigs park ther cars? -- in a porking lot

Why did the banana leave the cinema-the film didn't appeal to him

Why did the little cookie (biscut) cry? -- because his mother was a wafer so long

What do you call a hot dog in a bun? -- an in betweenie weenie

Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink -- He found a leek there

How do you make a witch itch? -- take away her W

What do you call two guys fighting over a prostitute? -- tug of whore
*ok, so that was mine. Just threw it in to see if you were paying attention*

What do you call a crab who plays baseball -- a pinch-hitter

What is the clumsiest bee? -- a bumbling bee

What kind of bean can't grow? -- a jelly bean

Whats green and fluffy and comes from mars -- a martian mellow

how does a man on the moon get his hair cut? -- eclipse it

What do you do when you have no rubber bands? -- find a plastic orchestra

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? -- time to get a new fence

What is green, red, and runs 100 mph? -- a frog in a blender

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? -- a dead school bus

Why did the man throw his margarine? -- he wanted to see the butter fly

What did the finger say to the thumb? -- I'm in glove with you (heather's favorite)

whats brown and sticky? -- a stick

whats red and not there -- no tomatoes

Whats white and flies through the sky? -- the coming of the lord

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a penguin? -- a very cross penguin

2007-02-06 13:55:22 · 4 answers · asked by moneyman_0101 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Why are black ppl so tall?

2007-02-06 13:55:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 13:55:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... and getting it somewhere close to what life is realistically like in TV soaps?

2007-02-06 13:55:02 · 5 answers · asked by NEIL P 2 in Television

Is there some software that I can use to convert the mp3 or RM versions I have of the song?

Otherwise, is there a website where I can download free full-length Hindi karaoke songs?

By the way, the song in question is Roshni Se from Asoka.

Thanks for your help!

2007-02-06 13:55:00 · 2 answers · asked by lotusmoon01 4 in Music

What did you graduate as and were you glad you did?

2007-02-06 13:54:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The new snickers commercial featured during the superbowl has been coined "homophobic", and I would like to know what people think of it. I personally thought it was funny; two American men working on American cars( yes, yes, leave the American car jokes out for now) accidently kiss. They felt their "manli-ness" was dimmed, so to redeem themselves they ripped chest hair out. This scene was offensive how? A sensitive topic or maybe just an over reaction? Expand on my general questions.

2007-02-06 13:54:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It's delicious!

2007-02-06 13:54:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

shame on you!

2007-02-06 13:54:20 · 9 answers · asked by in_myownxx 1 in Polls & Surveys

At what piont would someone turn from an ordinary person to that of a hell's angle or something of the equivalant. *since the hell's angle is just one groups name*.

Where would you draw the golden line.

Why?

Can it happen by accident because of the person being unaware of accumilating factor which meet those parameters?

2007-02-06 13:54:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think the movie was first daughter. there was a part when the main character girl and her boyfriend-guy were eating pizza and they started rambling off lots of facts, and she asked him how he knew all that stuff. and he said it was his job, what exactly did he say his job was?

2007-02-06 13:54:11 · 5 answers · asked by Sis. Brown 5 in Movies

2007-02-06 13:53:46 · 8 answers · asked by punkrocker_7993 1 in Music

list some movies with good music
example: run lola run, good chill music

2007-02-06 13:53:42 · 14 answers · asked by bkjp 1 in Movies

someone without a smile, do you give them yours?

2007-02-06 13:53:18 · 24 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:52:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just start crying, think of something else to take your mind off of what made you want 2 cry, or wait until you are alone and then start crying??

2007-02-06 13:52:27 · 34 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

Where is the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency Located?
Is it hard to become a model for Janice Dickinson?

2007-02-06 13:52:26 · 6 answers · asked by Janelle P. 1 in Celebrities

I NEED @ NO ASAP! THNXX

2007-02-06 13:52:12 · 5 answers · asked by AJ rowe 1 in Music

And what attracts you to them???

2007-02-06 13:52:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

which ones are your favourite?
i like frozen blueberries and grapes.

2007-02-06 13:52:03 · 18 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 13:52:00 · 5 answers · asked by Studd69 3 in Television

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2007-02-06 13:51:49 · 26 answers · asked by spider 4 in Polls & Surveys

Tell me what you think. Please be honest.

2007-02-06 13:51:28 · 11 answers · asked by simplelife 2 in Polls & Surveys

Please give detailed discriptions. Thank you.

2007-02-06 13:51:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a 5 month old neice and she seems to love that song. I'd like to know all the verses as well as the chorus for the nexttime she comes over and needs soothing over with a song or two.

2007-02-06 13:50:50 · 2 answers · asked by padiwan2 3 in Music

2007-02-06 13:50:36 · 16 answers · asked by j0<3 2 in Polls & Surveys

USA network friday's at nine

2007-02-06 13:50:28 · 4 answers · asked by Amara D 1 in Television

We live in a R rated society. We are exposed to explicit words, sex, drugs, and violence everyday of our lives.

2007-02-06 13:50:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies