Entertainment & Music - 5 February 2007

she ruins everything.

2007-02-05 10:26:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

ITS NOT MISSY ELLIOT! its like a pop/rock/alternative song, it goes "east coast, west coast, it don't matter." its the song on a cell phone commercial that i heard.

2007-02-05 10:25:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.
He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,"Up or down ?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "**** or drown."

2007-02-05 10:24:59 · 3 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 10:24:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 10:24:13 · 12 answers · asked by Moll 3 in Polls & Surveys

I heard that theres a good aly and aj song...what is it??

2007-02-05 10:24:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What's the most DUMBEST ANSWER
that U ever DID received
for a question that
U asked in Yahoo Answer....?

2007-02-05 10:24:05 · 27 answers · asked by naafraat 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 10:23:49 · 24 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 10:23:06 · 7 answers · asked by trgech01 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 10:23:04 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't blame him...It looks like he's trying not to really hard too.

2007-02-05 10:22:54 · 16 answers · asked by Jonathan S 2 in Television

address? If so what did you do? I feel people are clicking the report abuse button for the silliest reasons. By the way, Yahoo suspends your account when this happpens and you can never get it back. FYI

2007-02-05 10:22:23 · 7 answers · asked by William K 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-05 10:22:18 · 12 answers · asked by ashley 1 in Music

2007-02-05 10:22:11 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you finish it out of curiosity even though you don't really care for it?

2007-02-05 10:22:09 · 19 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone seen it? If so did you like it? I loved it! What was your fave part? Mine was when Fergalicious came on and started making candy with the orphans.

2007-02-05 10:21:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I know Luke and Lorelai get engaged,but when she marries Chris,do they stay friends?If so,that would be really awkward.

2007-02-05 10:21:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

For example Take your own plastic bags, reusable, plastic bags from the shop or other

2007-02-05 10:21:20 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, a great pianist, or climber or actor? Do you feel you have not had the opportunity to explore your fine talents? Do you feel a mass of unspent potential just waiting to burst but frustrated by lack of exposure? How many talented couldhavebeens are there out there? Own up! Or forever lie dormant.

2007-02-05 10:21:10 · 15 answers · asked by Peace 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 10:20:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The guy on the 23 ad...I find him really creepy.

2007-02-05 10:20:05 · 16 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 10:19:12 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'd have to go with the Jackson 5........because Michael Jackson was the lead singer & he's more iconic then the Beatles by himslef........ Go Jackson 5!

2007-02-05 10:18:59 · 27 answers · asked by Hack-O-Shaq 2 in Celebrities

I think she was just a flirt and liked the attention of Bluto.

2007-02-05 10:18:46 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Comics & Animation

I wish I had...

2007-02-05 10:18:44 · 14 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

And you end up doing all the work? Damn the goodness of my heart!! I never learn.

2007-02-05 10:18:40 · 6 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would have to go with Till. He is really hot!

2007-02-05 10:18:39 · 3 answers · asked by rammstein_freak_911 1 in Celebrities

I love them both, but i bet my friend 25 bucks that the one i said was funnier would have more answers on here. I'll reveal which one i picked in a few days!

2007-02-05 10:18:31 · 5 answers · asked by No.34 1 in Movies

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

2007-02-05 10:18:16 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 10:17:57 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys