A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
2007-02-05 10:18:16 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i get it...lol. that was unpredictable. good joke.
2007-02-05 10:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by chocolatekisses 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Denominations in the present day are many and distinctive. the unique “mainline” denominations have spawned multiple offshoots alongside with Assemblies of God, Christian and Missionary Alliance, Nazarenes, Evangelical unfastened, self sustaining Bible church homes, and others. some denominations emphasize difficulty-free doctrinal ameliorations, yet extra often they only furnish categories of worship to in superb condition the differing tastes and alternatives of Christians. yet make no mistake: as believers, we'd desire to be of one techniques on the necessities of the religion, yet previous that there is super deal of variety in how Christians might desire to worship in a company placing. This variety is what reasons maximum of distinctive “flavors” of Christianity. A Presbyterian church in Uganda might have considered one of those worship lots distinctive from a Presbyterian church in Colorado, yet their doctrinal stand would be, for the main section, the comparable. variety is a solid element, yet disunity isn't. If 2 church homes disagree doctrinally, debate and talk over the be conscious could be called for. this form of “iron sprucing iron” (Proverbs 27:17) is effectual to all. in the event that they disagree on form and sort, even nevertheless, that's superb for them to proceed to be separate. This separation, nevertheless, does not raise the accountability Christians might desire to love one yet another (a million John 4:11-12) and finally be united as one in Christ (John 17:21-22).
2016-09-28 11:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I think a teacher would say, "I think you're the father of one of my students."
2007-02-05 10:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny.
2007-02-05 10:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh, that is good. i was going to answer your question with "physically impossible", since i am female.
2007-02-05 10:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-02-05 11:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG I did NOT see that coming!!!!! LOL omg that is the funniest joke i have heard today!!!!!!!! keep em' coming!!!!
2007-02-05 10:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha dats a good one
2007-02-05 10:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
did u get that off the internet?
2007-02-05 10:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by renne w 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's an oldie but it's still always funny.
2007-02-05 10:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by BUSHIDO 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋