Entertainment & Music - 5 February 2007

its 1 of them days again today!
r u suffering from bad luck today?

2007-02-05 22:30:54 · 9 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Polls & Surveys

it starts to melt on u / ur clothes ....http://www.michaelmcmahon.com/images/Ice_Cream_Face.jpg


^_^

2007-02-05 22:30:48 · 9 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman visited the the physiotherapist and she was told to lie on the couch while the physio manipulated her limbs. The physio urged her to shout out if she felt any pain during the procedure and he would stop.

He told her to turn on her side, then grabbed her firmly by the arm and started to apply pressure.

"Aaargh!" shrieked the woman almost immediately.

"Is it hurting already?" asked the startled and somewhat concerned physio.

"Yes," gasped the grimacing patient. "I'm lying on my car keys!"

2007-02-05 22:30:36 · 8 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 22:29:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine wood have to be i wanna be adored ~ by the stone roses
it just suns up the 90's for me anyway!!!!!!!!
whats your and why???/

2007-02-05 22:29:36 · 16 answers · asked by devilsential 2 in Music

2007-02-05 22:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by lacoste 3 in Movies

2007-02-05 22:29:17 · 4 answers · asked by Christian M 2 in Celebrities

And do you sense images?

2007-02-05 22:28:53 · 5 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

along with the other automated services that put you on hold....

2007-02-05 22:28:53 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 22:28:36 · 2 answers · asked by Christian M 2 in Celebrities

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2007-02-05 22:26:47 · 23 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 22:24:50 · 38 answers · asked by ephstigers 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is jean grey going to act in x-men 4 ?

2007-02-05 22:24:49 · 4 answers · asked by bdnho 1 in Television

I'm always hearing how good this show is. I haven't watched a single episode, though.

2007-02-05 22:24:26 · 9 answers · asked by Mungo 6 in Television

2007-02-05 22:24:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I!

2007-02-05 22:23:34 · 13 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

also if you like you can answer these questions too. 1: what kind of clothes you wear most of the time? 2:what do you do when you have freetime mostly? 3:what is your favorite job?4:what is your job now?5:what have you studied in university or what you will? 6:have you seen XMAN movie the actor hugh javk man? and what is your opinion about hugh and other actors in the movie?7:what do you like to do for thr people you like? 8:do you concern your future? for what?. ok anyway thanks alot to answer.(and sorry because of my bad english). also let me tell you that my favorite fruit is strawberry.

2007-02-05 22:21:29 · 32 answers · asked by star 1 in Polls & Surveys

What are you favorite movie site you visit offen?

2007-02-05 22:21:27 · 16 answers · asked by acca 5 in Movies

Mine has old love letters.

2007-02-05 22:21:05 · 18 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

Addicted to this?? I am, I can't get enough of asking & answering questions! What do you do when you can no longer ask any or answer any?

2007-02-05 22:20:28 · 18 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Any sport counts.

2007-02-05 22:20:19 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

The surgeon was moving to a new office, and his staff were helping transport many of the items. The display skeleton was put in the front seat of the secretarys car, his bony arm across the back of her seat.

At one traffic light, the stares from the people in the next lane became obvious, she looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

2007-02-05 22:19:59 · 9 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Sorry, Marcia, but Jan had those groovy wire-rimmed glasses and those cool ringlets in her hair! Definitely groovier than Marcia!

(And the first one to post "Marcia Marcia Marcia" as an answer gets cybersmacked!)

2007-02-05 22:19:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Afterwards, when the day is over, you come back to the here and now

2007-02-05 22:19:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) How do you put a Giraffe into a fridge?

2) How do you put an Elephant into a fridge?

3)The Lion is hosting a meeting.
All the animals attend accept one................
which is it?

4) There is a river you must cross, but its inhabited by crocodiles.
how do you get across safely?

2007-02-05 22:15:03 · 14 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 22:13:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

clue... we use it everyday. :)

2007-02-05 22:13:19 · 6 answers · asked by l002_nights 1 in Jokes & Riddles

do you like lots of attention or just to be left alone?

2007-02-05 22:12:58 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 22:12:12 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same, sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looks up at her and replies, "Yes dear, I do, you wore that same negligee the night we were married."

"That's right." she replied, "And do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?"

He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh, Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big t!ts and scr*w your brains out!"

She giggles and says, "Yes, that was it. That was exactly what you said. And now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again, he looks up at her and looks her up and down and says, "Mission Accomplished."

2007-02-05 22:12:10 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles