Clinton is sleeping and has a dream. In the dream, she sees George Washington's ghost.
"Mr. Washington, what should I do to help the country?"
"Never tell a lie"
An hour later she sees Thomas Jefferson's ghost.
"Thomas Jefferson, what should I do to help the country?"
"Leave it alone."
An hour later she sees Abraham Lincoln's ghost"
"President Lincoln, what should I do to help this country?"
"Go to the theater..."
2007-02-04
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