Clinton is sleeping and has a dream. In the dream, she sees George Washington's ghost.
"Mr. Washington, what should I do to help the country?"
"Never tell a lie"
An hour later she sees Thomas Jefferson's ghost.
"Thomas Jefferson, what should I do to help the country?"
"Leave it alone."
An hour later she sees Abraham Lincoln's ghost"
"President Lincoln, what should I do to help this country?"
"Go to the theater..."
2007-02-04 10:44:18 · 10 answers · asked by Lt. V 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is it funny?
2007-02-04 10:44:29 · update #1
Oops sorry it's hilary
2007-02-04 10:49:10 · update #2
It's hilarious...too bad he didn't take Abe's advice....and then Booth's ghost could do the deed.
a cigar for you for a good joke....hahahahahaha
2007-02-04 10:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clinton is sleeping and has a dream. In the dream, SHE sees George Washington's ghost.
"Mr. Washington, what should I do to help the country?"
"Never tell a lie"
Hey dumb f**ks this joke is clearly about Hiliary Clinton
2007-02-04 18:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by tyler_c6 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10!
2007-02-04 11:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand Cheney invited him down for some bird shooting, but only if Hilary came too.
2007-02-04 11:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jim R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Done yesterday about Bush.
2007-02-04 12:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny?? I like how you know your history. Stay in school kiddo.
2007-02-04 10:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its pretty good ^^
2007-02-04 12:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jess_Eka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!
2007-02-04 10:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, gr8!
2007-02-04 10:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by FireProoF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay.
2007-02-04 10:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by Op. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋