Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

they named him "Sum Ting Wong"

2007-02-01 06:27:47 · 8 answers · asked by Cornell is Hot! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 06:26:59 · 37 answers · asked by blueidgirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:26:34 · 11 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:26:31 · 3 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Television

A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.

After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."

He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.

"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.

"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."

In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.

PLOP!!

"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.

"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"

2007-02-01 06:26:28 · 10 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-02-01 06:26:16 · 3 answers · asked by Natasha R 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-01 06:25:45 · 23 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:25:34 · 1 answers · asked by L 5 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-01 06:25:33 · 25 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:24:45 · 2 answers · asked by sweetpea 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-01 06:24:44 · 19 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think will win best actor at the oscars????

2007-02-01 06:24:40 · 2 answers · asked by someone 1 in Celebrities

I trying to find the signle of Lacuna coil. I was looking for that cd on yahoo.com but I can't find it. I went on the website of the band And they made that signle in 2004.Can anyone help me?

2007-02-01 06:24:17 · 2 answers · asked by Genevieve T 1 in Music

2007-02-01 06:24:09 · 90 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:23:37 · 17 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the most important thing in your life?

2007-02-01 06:23:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-02-01 06:23:36 · 4 answers · asked by Sergey P 1 in Music

o have and im not sure whether to believe it or not!!...

2007-02-01 06:23:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-02-01 06:23:19 · 10 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

If so, what for?

2007-02-01 06:22:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On P n S??? I just want to know if u have seen me around...and who hasn't seen me yet...

2007-02-01 06:22:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Joni Sparrow? I need to be serviced.

2007-02-01 06:22:50 · 12 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:22:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

I really like The Deftones version of The Chauffeur. Are there any other good ones about?

2007-02-01 06:21:57 · 8 answers · asked by Minky 2 in Music

A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.

After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."

He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.

"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.

"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."

In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.

PLOP!!

"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.

"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"

2007-02-01 06:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

It makes me cringe.

2007-02-01 06:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:21:30 · 8 answers · asked by united we stand 3 in Celebrities

Dopped the soap?

2007-02-01 06:21:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's just an innocent joke, but you tell me....

What do you call a short Mexican?
A Paragraph....

Why? Because regular Mexicans call themselves Essays.

2007-02-01 06:21:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If he lets himself go does the beard start coming out of the mouth peice?

2007-02-01 06:21:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies