A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.
After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."
He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.
"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.
"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."
In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.
PLOP!!
"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.
"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"
2007-02-01 06:26:28 · 10 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA cant stop laughing... nice one
2007-02-01 06:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by The Annoying Thing 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's funny! Too bad that a lot of people wont read it because it's a bathroom joke.
2007-02-01 14:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke,it made me laugh!
2007-02-01 14:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmaO...couldn't stop laughing at that...vry funny...thx for the laughs! 10
2007-02-01 14:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As horribly immature as that is, it made me laugh....good job! =)
2007-02-01 14:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh that was cute
2007-02-01 14:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! omg that is hilarious!!!!!!
2007-02-01 14:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! NICE ONE!!!
2007-02-01 15:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-04 14:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROSE
2007-02-01 14:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋